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Sorry I don't speak the gutter Latin of Transalpine Gaul, I only speak English, the language God wrote the Bible in.
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My grandfather built McCormick Spices from nothing after your ancestors tomahawked his wife and kids. I'll be damned if you take another scalp from my family fortune!
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Our reptilian overlords are just rubbing our faces in it now.
Ambassador Thornhill, welcome to the team. I’m proud to have such a dedicated leader join us as Ambassador-at-Large to Monitor and Combat Trafficking in Persons. Human trafficking is a grave human rights issue and a transnational crime exploiting men, women, and children for profit. We will continue to go after traffickers, protect survivors, and deliver justice for the American people.
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Big day for us ASU grads to remind everyone that we are, in fact, one of "America's most elite universities."
JD Vance: "Some of America's most elite universities bring in foreigners to undercut the wages of American residents. There are 9 universities in particular that we believe merit an investigation. Those are Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Brown, the University of Pittsburg, UC Davis, Cal Tech, Arizona State, and MIT."
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It’s hard to write out all the ways in which he has fucked himself. But considering the bond movements it’s pretty much over at this point. He no longer has even close to the institutional or capital support needed to stage a coup. His most core groups he would’ve needed hate him
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Biden will never get the credit he deserves because of how his term ended. But he was operating at levels Obama never even touched for 2.5 years
“The Situation Room connected the call. Biden jumped in. “Bibi, man, what the fuck are you doing?” He gripped the phone tight. “You think I’m Santa Claus? No Santa in Israel, pal.” theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0…
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“don’t yuck someone’s yum” how about you never say anything so disgusting to me like that again in your life. not only phonetically grotesque it is also very reddit
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(explaining Choosin Texas to a leftist) okay so you need to understand that American Country music has a Sunni/Shia split between Nashville and Austin.
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underrated reason to want the presidency is the small chance a random ethnic group adopts you as a minor saint
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So clear that this is all just a performative hang out for all of them. How they're not embarrassed I'll never know.
.@DarializaforNY @OsseChi and Caleb Heron all among the first few put in zip ties and taken into NYPD custody
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like Japanese soldiers on a remote island in the pacific still fighting wwii 10 years later
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This might be my favorite article of all time.
A lesbian bar in Greenfield eased its stringent mask mandate, a decision that has splintered the queer community in the city and beyond. trib.al/FyZjBWs
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“My instinct on this was that, like, it’s probably less stressful for a sea lion to just get shot.”
Does paying $40k to overdose sea lions on ketamine seem crazy to you? That's because it is. And I've got a bill to fix it. It lets tribes exercise their ancestral rights and protect our salmon.