I’m just here to laugh and talk my sh*t IG: @onlyaussie

Dallas TX
Joined May 2009
Mount Fuji and me 😎
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#BREAKING: Gambling helpline director sentenced to 10 years for stealing $1.4M to gamble.
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I wish Chick-fil-A had spicy nuggets.
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Please Don't start pulling them long ass jackets out looking like candy man & Shít
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Me after sending off 30 tweets a day with no likes
stop tweeting with zero likes
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Lmao
i changed the chat background to cheetah print & my friend said this 😭😭😭😭
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Lord I be at the gas station praying my momma got some Krogers points I can use 😭😭😭
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The biggest skill I want my daughter to have is the power to walk away from things that don’t serve her positively.
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people get so offended when i don’t wanna trauma bond or tell them my business. i’m not about to expose myself just to make you feel close to me. if oversharing is how you build friendships, that’s you. keep me out of it.
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I haven’t yet. I can’t do it.
How long do you wait to delete a person you love who’s died from your phone? Asking for me.
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This Jalen Hurts situation is a prime example of your job not giving a fuck about you.
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Ppl saying this is the worst Eagles season ever just tells me you prob in your 20s.
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Niggas in Paris are exploding the Eiffel Tower because baguettes cost too many euros but in America we do the cha cha slide for the Epstein files make it make sense
Demonstrators dancing at a “No Kings” protest today in Chicago
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A rare luxury lol
Not gon front these days there aren’t many things better than being home alone for me
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Having a home you can return to and finally relax. No tension, no walking on eggshells, no feeling like you need to escape the place you're supposed to feel safe.
Something people rarely call a luxury but should…
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Exactlyyyyyyy
Men who make their vehicles unnecessarily loud... why? Nobody is impressed. We just think you're annoying.😭
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Of course to all of those 😂
Did you drink too much this weekend?? Did you eat too much this weekend??? Are you going to the gym today?????
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Get yall asses to polls!
Texas early vote starts today
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see how fast the weather changed? that’s how fast a nigga will change on u too #staywoke
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I been analyzing everyone’s behavior (including my own) & I just realized that we are all overstimulated We should not be privy to so much foolishness all the time. It affects our mood & disposition
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I need to take my baby to the pumpkin patch
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