I’m just here to laugh and talk my sh*t IG: @onlyaussie

Dallas TX
Joined May 2009
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Me after sending off 30 tweets a day with no likes
stop tweeting with zero likes
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Lmao
i changed the chat background to cheetah print & my friend said this 😭😭😭😭
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The biggest skill I want my daughter to have is the power to walk away from things that don’t serve her positively.
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people get so offended when i don’t wanna trauma bond or tell them my business. i’m not about to expose myself just to make you feel close to me. if oversharing is how you build friendships, that’s you. keep me out of it.
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I haven’t yet. I can’t do it.
How long do you wait to delete a person you love who’s died from your phone? Asking for me.
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This Jalen Hurts situation is a prime example of your job not giving a fuck about you.
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SNEAKO
@sneakoOct 18
Niggas in Paris are exploding the Eiffel Tower because baguettes cost too many euros but in America we do the cha cha slide for the Epstein files make it make sense
Demonstrators dancing at a “No Kings” protest today in Chicago
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Having a home you can return to and finally relax. No tension, no walking on eggshells, no feeling like you need to escape the place you're supposed to feel safe.
Something people rarely call a luxury but should…
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I been analyzing everyone’s behavior (including my own) & I just realized that we are all overstimulated We should not be privy to so much foolishness all the time. It affects our mood & disposition
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I need to take my baby to the pumpkin patch
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Everybody ass would’ve been BEAT
playing uno and they just made me draw 16 cards
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Not even someone shooting a disabled elementary school child, in a wheelchair, in the face will motivate this country's politicians to do anything.
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Damn maybe we are pussy
Protests in France have turned completely violent over the cost of living 🤯
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To be a capitalist, you have to have capital. Most of yall arent capitalists, you victims of capitalism aspiring to one day be the victimizer…and the most of you won’t.
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What kind of fuck ass country has multi generational school shooting survivor families
New York Post
@nypostOct 17
Mom who survived school shooting coaches son through Oregon attack: 'Please be as quiet as possible' trib.al/0dxoVCa
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My favorite part of America is how much of the "fuck you I've got mine" crowd has exactly nothing
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How my mama used to look at me during Parent-Teacher conferences whenever my teacher would say all types of shit I was doing
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A cute brunch in dc and baltimore can turn into a 15 hour bender very quickly
Philly is not seeing DC when it comes to wanting to catch a vibe during the day. Shit even Baltimore is better
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“as fuck” is my favorite unit of measurement
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