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@onlinedogshit

not funny. fan of the hornets, padres, gators, panthers, hurricanes, charlotte FC

Joined October 2024
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Sorry for trying to bring laughter to your day I guess?
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Legoland toilets just regular toilets. Not made of legos. Glazed ceramic. Asked employee where I could find Lego toilets: “unfortunately the toilets are all normal.” Literally what the fuck did I pay $90 for? I don’t feel like a Lego.
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For Woke 3.0 I’m going to prestige and reset as cis and work my way back up to Nonbinary
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if i ever did kill myself it would involve a lot of symbolism and easter eggs as a nod to longtime supporters and fans of the franchise
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Taro@YuranagiiOct 30
I saw someone at In-N-Out fill his water cup with sprite and he told me "dont be a hero" then flashed his 9mm concealed carry at me
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@griffisuOct 30
hey dude thanks for matching my exact speed in the left lane after i merged on the freeway that was sick bro have you ever seen an unregistered firearm
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i Just Been Sitting on the Couch Suckin on This Weed Vape Not Moving Since i Woke Up at 3in the Afternoon and For Some Reason it is Not Fulfilling Me or Making me Have a Big Wide Grin and Want to Communicate Efficiently and Truthfully with Others
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Pokemon guys arguing on which goo goo ga ga game in their series has more complex binky sucking action in the gameplay for the 10th time
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xD@jackiecore666Oct 25
if i was a gay man in new york i'd be like ayyy im walkin' here, plus i'm gay too! i have sex with men
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Wearing grey sweatpants with no bulge and my phone only charges at a certain angle
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“Dude let’s hangout after work” Man fuck you im jerking off and going to bed
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Id be a worthless deadbeat bee bro Id be in the hive all day playing with my stingaling
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Hearing ''Oh my God he's got a gun'' while holding a gun must feel amazing.
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I can’t lie, I walked outside just now on the third Saturday In October and when I felt that 48 degree air brush my body, I came all in my shorts. Nutted right there on my front porch. Made a giant sticky mess all over myself. #Autumn
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The bus driver kicked me off the bus because my arms were weird. Your arms are not natural to your body, he said, pay the fare again and leave. His hand was on his holstered gun. My card declined. I heard people telling him Thank you. The mayor was there
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craig stammen in the dugout as 100 men are left on base
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i invented jacking off in 2009
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people love being like “fly safe” yeah i’ll do my best you absolute retard
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“Have you seen” yes. Yes I have. I am on the internet constantly like everyone else. I have seen it. My screen time has been 8 hours a day every year since like 2007. It’s not good. I have seen it. We don’t need to talk about internet shit. How are your kids
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Buster Faulkner has changed my bitch ass life
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