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𑣲 culer first, yamal defender second, human third 𝄞 𓈒 he she 𓈒 queer

16 | barca 𓈒 bayern
Joined October 2026
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ao3 gone for a month
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was i sad when we lost THOSE two games? yes do i still miss them? yes goddamnit i can’t stay mad at my club for too long
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madridistas need to stop saying “I hate barça players with all my heart but _______ is so buzzy” 1. obviously u don’t hate our players and ur a fake ass wishy washy fan of ur club 2. stay on ur fucking side
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London I know how you feel I lost my queen too 💔
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Flick you will pay for the suffering you’ve inflicted upon my son
🚨 Pau Cubarsí played the entire El Clásico match against Real Madrid while suffering from a HIGH FEVER. He decided not to travel to London for the Ballon d’Or ceremony, choosing instead to stay home and recover. — @mundodeportivo
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Brothers since childhood.
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mind you harry kane gave a speech for 20 minutes and no one complained while Alexia (GOAT) wrapped it up in 10 minutes and they’re talking about “women talk so much” i hope anyone who thinks like that dies ❤️
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i be trying to have a normal day then i think about gavi
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Everyone stop talking about lamine stop mentioning him none of you can be normal about him just shut the fuck up omfg i’m tired
how it is possible that yamal still can’t speak english. like brother in christ you are millionaire just take some classes
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in my dictatorship anyone slandering lamine will be sentenced to death by firing squad for non-culers and death by burning alive for culers
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the only thing all this yamal hate did was make me love him more #babygoat 🥱🥱💯💯💯
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if it’s true that lamine’s outfit was for bca everyone who made fun of it is going to hell full shade
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my winner!!
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Cain ballon d’or 2026 😭😭❤️❤️❤️ so proud of my goat
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i’m never not gonna think abt this like he really does love cuba so much it’s so precious sobbing 😭😭😭😭😭😭
"I would have liked for Cubarsí to be here. This prize should have been for him. He deserved it." Lamine Yamal after winning the Men's Young Talent of the Year award for the third year in a row ❤️
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FC BARCELONA FEMINI IS THE WOMEN’S CLUB OF THE YEAR! ❤️💙 #ballondor
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he may as well be cat culer for u ppl
Gavi: "It's a long road! With my people until the end. Always."
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“we’re going to go hard from the start” okay but did he already know he wasn’t going to play when he said this or is flick just blatantly not being honest with him? they literally used him for clicks and promos AGAIN and didn’t let him play at all… AGAIN. it’s so devastating.
Gavi only knows one way to play El Clásico: “I love going to war because we’re Barça fans and we always want to beat Real Madrid.”
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just the whole idea of gavi going from a starter and one of our most important players to becoming a sub to becoming… whatever he is now… because he’s not getting the chance or help to bounce back… even though he believed he could become better than before
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