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𑣲 culer first, yamal defender second, human third 𝄞 𓈒 he she 𓈒 queer

16 | barca 𓈒 bayern
Joined October 2026
gonna push my barcajackets agenda forever
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was i sad when we lost THOSE two games? yes do i still miss them? yes goddamnit i can’t stay mad at my club for too long
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do you want me dead be serious
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wjay does this mean
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sami retweeted
madridistas need to stop saying “I hate barça players with all my heart but _______ is so buzzy” 1. obviously u don’t hate our players and ur a fake ass wishy washy fan of ur club 2. stay on ur fucking side
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sami retweeted
London I know how you feel I lost my queen too 💔
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shes a juventus fan btw
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Flick you will pay for the suffering you’ve inflicted upon my son
🚨 Pau Cubarsí played the entire El Clásico match against Real Madrid while suffering from a HIGH FEVER. He decided not to travel to London for the Ballon d’Or ceremony, choosing instead to stay home and recover. — @mundodeportivo
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paumine☺️☺️ pls i really dk how to do edits like this do not judge
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i find it funny that the first 3 parts were real effort and then i was like Fuck It
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dad getting the most expensive thing on this menu which means i get a drink and a dessert with my food❤️
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Brothers since childhood.
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mind you harry kane gave a speech for 20 minutes and no one complained while Alexia (GOAT) wrapped it up in 10 minutes and they’re talking about “women talk so much” i hope anyone who thinks like that dies ❤️
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i be trying to have a normal day then i think about gavi
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sami retweeted
Everyone stop talking about lamine stop mentioning him none of you can be normal about him just shut the fuck up omfg i’m tired
how it is possible that yamal still can’t speak english. like brother in christ you are millionaire just take some classes
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in my dictatorship anyone slandering lamine will be sentenced to death by firing squad for non-culers and death by burning alive for culers
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the only thing all this yamal hate did was make me love him more #babygoat 🥱🥱💯💯💯
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ignoring my fics to learn to edit pls forgive me
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if it’s true that lamine’s outfit was for bca everyone who made fun of it is going to hell full shade
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i cant sleep😭😭😭
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