@oksoph

let’s rock let’s rock today

 dmv to chicago
Joined January 2011
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– at Aspen Hill, MD
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texting the guy I’m in love with: aight imma fwu twin emailing LinkedIn recruiter: I was Enchanted to Meet You
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Maria@mlstratOct 6
for the past month i have been getting mobbed by an army of ai women in my replies and DMs named sophie/sofie/sofia. same woman in the photos for each profile. they’re like my own little minions
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We got Butt Cheeks on the tv + a referee from ten years ago hitting the 6 7
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aves@WNBAPILLEDSep 15
and also pat mcafee should be strung up by his ankles in the town square
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Christin@hexpraxSep 15
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Christin@hexprax15 Aug 2013
Macklemore is our Bob Dylan
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🐳@2001V01Sep 10
Philadelphia Cream Cheese would like to use your current location
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zade@tyl0saurSep 8
good morning
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just passed through the eye of a needle lol and it was easy
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i didn't like audrey hobert's music the first time i heard it but then i grew the fuck up
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Loveee to have a few glasses of wine and then scroll through my retweets from the past six months or so
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if green onions were a woman she would be so beautiful
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Cartoon by John O'Brien for NEW YORKER magazine, 1991.
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a bus every 6-7 minutes is the entire secret of good transit. no schedule, no app, you just show up. the kids have been screaming the answer at us for over a year. six seveeen. headways. they're talking about headways
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I Think a part of me will always be filled with hatred
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An insurance company is trying to kill my life partner. Felt it was appropriate to write down the rage I feel
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its gonna be a Hunter Biden summer (staying away from crack and reminding others that nobody is perfect and everyone makes mistakes)
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