You cannot damage a wooden spoon in a dishwasher.

Bristol
Joined March 2008
The collapse in violent crime over three decades has been one of the most striking developments of my lifetime. News is about what’s going wrong, and rightly so. But the bigger picture also matters From today’s figures:-
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Can we stop with this nonsense He’s fucking German why would he sing the English national anthem Anyone bothered by him not singing it needs to touch some grass immediately, your life cannot be that mundane surely
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You want the NATO allies to join you in a war you started without ever consulting these allies about the war or explaining your war aims. We’re meant just to meekly fall in line. You recently supported a US invasion of a NATO ally (Denmark/Greenland) but now you want these same allies to join your war. Your president disparaged and misrepresented the role of NATO allies in Afghanistan. But now you want them to join with you again in a war of your making. You went to war with Iran without a thought of how to keep the Strait of Hormuz open and without involving your allies in the matter. But now you want the NATO allies to bail you out, even though there’s still no plan for Hormuz. You want the NATO allies to join you in a war in which you still cannot articulate the endgame. Or what victory would look like. You went to war thinking the Iranian regime would quickly topple, that Tehran would not attack the Gulf States or close Hormuz. Why would we align with such Epic Stupidity? You and other know-nothing blowhards started this war all on your own. You can finish it on your own. If you’re able to …
Just spoke to @POTUS about our European allies’ unwillingness to provide assets to keep the Strait of Hormuz functioning, which benefits Europe far more than America. I have never heard him so angry in my life. I share that anger given what’s at stake. The arrogance of our allies to suggest that Iran with a nuclear weapon is of little concern and that military action to stop the ayatollah from acquiring a nuclear bomb is our problem not theirs is beyond offensive. The European approach to containing the ayatollah’s nuclear ambitions have proven to be a miserable failure. The repercussions of providing little assistance to keep the Strait of Hormuz functioning are going to be wide and deep for Europe and America. I consider myself very forward-leaning on supporting alliances, however at a time of real testing like this, it makes me second guess the value of these alliances. I am certain I am not the only senator who feels this way.
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OH MY WORRDDDDDDDDDDD
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For some crazy inexplicable reason the BBC didn’t post this online but it shouldn’t be lost to history, so here’s Points West legend David Garmston beatboxing live on telly the other day Please do share…
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Whoever that guy was who forged Trump’s name on the Epstein card in 1995 and patiently waited 30 years for a leak was a next-level strategist. It’s almost unbelievable.
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When someone says explain it to me like I’m five I just respond ‘because I bloody say so, that’s why’.
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Yesterday I bought a cup of coffee for $3 I now have a $3 trade deficit with the coffee shop so I am imposing a 50% trade tariff on them. Today my coffee cost me $4.50 #winning
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unprecedented protests this morning on heard and macdonald islands, as the population rises up against trump imposition of 10% across the board tariffs.
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America did not send hundreds of billions of dollars. And much of what it did ‘spend’ was spent in America. Perhaps you could tell us what happened to that.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk28 Feb 2025
Time to find out what really happened to the hundreds of billions of dollars sent to Ukraine …
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What a piece of shit JD Vance is
This may be the most awful moment so far. And Vance is like the classic bully sidekick acting tough in front of his boss
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When the German chancellor, Olaf Scholz, was asked in an interview about the barrage of insults being directed at him and other German leaders by Elon Musk, the world’s richest man, his reply was: “Don’t feed the troll.”
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On a pound for pound basis, the "Taylor Swift and her police escort" story is the most tedious piece of nonsense any of us have endured in years. FFS.
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BREAKING: Woman announces she's turned down job despite not being invited for interview
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Do it for Graham Taylor 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇳🇱 #EURO2024
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DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm30 May 2024
‘Home Alone 2: Lost In New York’ star Donald Trump has been found guilty of 34 felony counts.
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Your three promoted sides for 2024/25 👋 @IpswichTown | @LCFC | @SouthamptonFC
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Jonathan Pearce 🤝 @AccidentalP
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To re-cap last night; The SNP ambushed Labour, who blackmailed the speaker, who broke the rules, which saved Keir’s blushes, which gave the Tories the excuse to pretend to be angry so they could withdraw and not lose the vote, and the SNP were angry their plot failed, so neither put party politics aside to vote for a ceasefire they claim to want, meaning parliament’s a mess but not as much of a mess as Gaza, which last night’s events did nothing to help
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