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Syracuse, NY
Joined June 2009
Well that ain’t good
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Good day to dip out of work during lunch break and make a stop at the bank to withdraw all your money
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I haven’t been following too closely but I’m glad Ed Sheeran kicked this Robert Kraft creep off his tour
Since Robert Kraft is in the news, this is a good time to remind you what he did. In 2019, he went twice in two days to a massage parlor in Jupiter, FL. The first time he got a handjob. The second time he got a blowjob. Cops were already suspicious of the place so they had cameras that caught it all. BUT... Bob is a billionaire. So he hired the best lawyers money could buy for "high 6 to low 7 figures" and they found a judge who ruled the cameras violated the law and tossed everything out. Bob walked. The women did not. They were arrested and charged with prostitution. So in short.. fuck that guy and his holier than thou moral charade.
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ok I’m being told by my producers that I may have misread the situation
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I’m seeing that Cyclosporiasis testing is recommended if you’re some kind of freak who has “a history of eating raw produce”
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I thought iPhone would always stop playing any music when you started recording a video but I was mistaken #RavensFlight
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what a beautiful baby boy let’s name him uhh… telemachus
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Even getting past the fact that this happened in Henrietta, the home of the National Technical Institute for the Deaf, how does it make sense to shoot someone to stop them from cutting themselves with a box cutter?
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caught her in full goblin mode
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the opposite of the ghost and the darkness
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their mission:
JUST IN: Anthropic CEO reportedly increasingly concerned that new hires are working there for a paycheck, as opposed to the company’s mission.
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Selling LEGIT clean air 100% tested green AQI guaranteed hmu 📫
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mentally preparing myself to eat a nice green leafy salad
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Yes it’s only 846 sqft but people will pay a lot to get a piece of Dinglehole Road
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Happy 250th—I’m proud to announce I’ve partnered with ALDI for a special giveaway of (1) can of Belle Vie lemon flavored sparkling water #spon #america250
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