I’m awful, but still have fun (he/him)

Portland, OR
Joined September 2008
[Hideo Kojima’s next game, released in 2024] Nice to meet you, Mr Wayman. Isn’t it fascinating how we drive on parkways... but park in driveways? My name’s Drive Parkman. Use DRIVEs to neutralise parkers. Hold L1 and press X to drive your PARK. This is called the DRIVEWAY system
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The absolute gall of banishing any books mentioning gay people or racism to an optional bundle called "Share Every Story" specifically to allow customers to opt out of sharing those stories
A message from Scholastic on Book Fairs: bit.ly/3tx0XHy
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Rewatching Mad Men and I never realized it before, but the point of the show is that Don Draper is a cool guy whose behavior you should emulate
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Now that this platform is dying, I feel I can finally admit I don't like JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
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*sisyphus on the phone with his parents* yeah i’m actually making a ton of progress with the boulder…no there’s not really like promotions…no yeah I can definitely ask
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is this guy ok
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I use the same handle for pics or other posting networks, fyi.
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Why does Studio Ghibli food always look so good???
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It's easy to forget but Frasier Fantasy had a really great plot and lore for its time:
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A week until LASIK. 😬
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The kid can't spell his name but he can spell Blippi's 🙃
I understand everyone is having fun making fun of Twitter right now and I don't want to tone police but PLEASE remember to also make fun of the crypto crash happening right now as well.
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America is terrifying.
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To my followers: do better
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