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Joined November 2012
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When everyone at work knows you and someone tries to put a name card at your seat.
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There is a certain cruelty, crassness and straight up evil that cannot be rehabilitated. People like this woman should not be part of any civilized society. #FreePalestine 🇵🇸
No tour date in Palestine? Wonder why?
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I hate people who write in abbreviations. Someone messaged me GWS and it took me ages to figure out he was talking about my health and not Google Web Services.
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Arab weddings are looouuuuuuuud!
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America elected a complete idiot.
In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil's might beware my power... Green Lantern's light!
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Something commendable happens anywhere in the world. David Ndii: I wrote the prophecy 3,000 years ago that it would be, and I personally made it so. KE government does something terrible that is directly connected to his job. David Ndii:
The Housing Levy is a TAX bimbo. Taxes can finance whatever and benefit whoever the government decides.
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At what point did humanity get so bad that we actively have to be told not to leave children alone in cars?
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If you slow down and pitch up the first 12 seconds of Bob Marley & The Wailers' song Burnin' And Lootin', it becomes 50 Cent's Window Shopper. @thetimwork open.spotify.com/track/34Jqj…
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People being able to do math in their heads. Hell, even basic thinking is slowly being outsourced to AI agents.
What has gradually disappeared over the last 10 years without people really noticing?
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Airport restaurants are just legalized robbery points. A slice of banana bread costs $1 at the office and $10 at the airport and coffee price doubles, straight up robbery.
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People think having superpowers is a great thing. Having super speed means dealing with a world that's so slow. Being super intelligent means dealing with a world where everyone is an idiot relative to you. Being super strong means having to always take care not to break things.
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Is there a way to track the progress of a passport application or do you just sit and wait? @ImmigrationDept
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Photography experts, I just bought a new camera and lenses. Should I put it on "focused as fuck" or "motherfucking focus" setting for good pictures?
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Ronaldo Nazário played in four World Cups, reached the final 3 times, won twice. There's nothing insane about this Messi stat.
Messi is one game away from potentially reaching 3 Worldcup finals out of the 6 he has played, People just don’t understand how insane this is.
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"Bye bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee But the levee was dry And good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye Singing this'll be the day that I die..." open.spotify.com/track/1fDsr…
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It is against the law to keep alcohol out of the hands of youth. Supply alcohol to minors. #Shittydesign
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"Another one bites the dust Another one bites the dust And another one gone, and another one gone Another one bites the dust (yeah)..."
BREAKING: US Republican Senator Lindsey Graham has passed away at the age of 71, due to sudden illness, according to the communications director for his office 🔴 More on Aljazeera.com
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The number of people driving at over 100 kph while full on staring at their phones is insane.
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If you apply for an ID in June, then apply for a passport in July and apply for a good conduct certificate in August, they will take your fingerprints every time. In 2026.
Applying for a KE passport is stupid as fuck! Applying for my 5th and they are still asking for my mother's name & where my father was born. The fuck does that have to do with anything? Is my dead mother applying for the damn thing? Why do I have to give the same info every time?
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Are you ok, like really? Are you ok?
Fura hadi uburst; no one cares about your little rant. Bureaucracy in the department of immigration and citizen registrations is there as a FEATURE, not a BUG. But I don't expect you to understand. Yup 👍.
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