forecaster, make veblen goods in LA + Miami @ondastu
Miami, FL
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wow. feel like 26 yr old shake. i ran up a couple grand to 20 back to 0 and then lost 6 on papertrade.
in a 12 hour period. havent done that in years. feels amazing. this is dangerous and fun. potentially addicting for some.
I'll be having a good laugh as this token spits money to me and eventually will be tradable for a fair value of 20 to 200 cents. God bless America.
trademark underrated move I’ve decided to open source:
exaggerated performative dust on the scumbag 5-panel cap
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niche timepiece so illiquid that you are forced to be a longterm community member and brand cheerleader
Took me 30 years to understand the story of the tortoise and the hare.
I never believed the slow guy won the race. I took pride in speed (and produced terrible things)
The tortoise represents the idea that “Slow is Fast”.
Slow is Fast is more true today than ever. The age of AI.
Every guy who failed to sell you their memecoin has pivoted to shilling their derivative Claude slop.
Relentlessly shipping mediocrity
The only philosophical resolution to humans arguing about right or wrong is for all of us to be wrong.
We’re all wrong AND still forgiven by God’s grace.
The escape valve of society. Shoutout to René Descartes
Shake® retweeted
Wealth can ruin a person. If you're so smart, bring em closer to God.
Level 1: If you're so smart why aren't you rich?
Level 2: If you're so smart why haven't you created wealth for others?
Level Elon: If you're so smart where's your rocket?
@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump @Pumpfun
ive followed jez for a while and read all his essays. @papertrade_xyz is creative art as much as the trading part yall are hyper focused on.
Creativity looks different for everyone because being creative is an internal, personal thing.
So when its an ex-quant/pro gambler, they might get creative with complex game theory and oracles.
I can tell he left breadcrumbs everywhere. This project feels like it’s very personal to him.
I don’t know bro personally but part of me is similar to part of Jez. And its clear to me this is his magnum opus of his blogs and tweets.
In that regard the project is super cool, and I give big props for the esoteric nature of the game. First good new thing in crypto in a while.
At the end of the day jez made a rollbit-meets-GMX perp venue with 0% VC + Team allocation that you are all talking about on a saturday.
every influencooor needs to have a take on the paper. meanwhile they shill you a dogshit perp dex with insidoor allocations and beg you to farm POINTS again.
zoom out and trust the paper my brothers
Once I became a $PAPER stalker it became clear.
I wasnt present for the Bitcoin genesis block. But I was there when papertrade opened deposits.
In 2009 we had the equitable origin for the libertarian cypherpunk.
Today we witnessed the same for the modern nihilistic speculator. Up Only.
It’s l wild how in US politics some folks try to convince you that loving the USA is a bad thing. Or that being patriotic means you belong to a certain party.
What’s that about man
My finances are in such a funny place where most people would consider it extreme risk. The same people who are all in crypto and stock indices, levered on metropolitan real estate. a big basket of levered correlated shit. thinking theyre smart.
I'm allocated to a handful of obscure, uncorrelated, illiquid assets. That's the real financial safety in case you havent realized it yet.