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Joined December 2012
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How fuckin embarrassing for you
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Me after 5 high noons at the pool. xitter.cf/nornXP/status/18156226…
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Forgot the value of a morning hungover Olympics watch. Unbelievable. If Lauren Scruggs doesn’t win this fencing match I’m diving off my balcony
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kamala hitting send tweet:
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I will always play the crazy game better
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Im jealous how often the ladies of sex and the city got to link up and have girl time
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this is how i be feeling when i can’t breathe out of my nose:
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Idgaf in a peaceful way.
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when I accidentally open a chat that I was ignoring:
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Replying to @FurkanGozukara
''I don't need guns, I need a fire extinguisher" that line alone speaks volumes
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girl that’s not a random headache u are dehydrated malnourished over caffeinated over stressed and sleep deprived
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Moving during the end of December is not for the weak! – at Converse, TX
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Weekend warrior
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Gameday 😈 #SKOL
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Trying to cut a watermelon in front of a full bar top is so humbling – at Converse, TX
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My nose is so swollen it looks straight again 😂😭 – at Converse, TX
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new location
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Great employees quit because of the poor management and toxic environment. Not because they can’t handle the work. Work places need to start looking at management instead of letting good employees walk out the door.
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