Fighting the urge to book last minute flights to south Florida for the weekend and I am NOT winning against this urge currently
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Washington is broken and the system is rigged – and Texas families are paying the price.
Today I’m announcing I’m running for the U.S. Senate because Texans deserve someone who will fight for them.
From working to lower costs to taking on corruption, I’m ready to be the fighter Texans deserve.
Gooood morning my name is Hailey and my toxic trait is having 7 espresso martinis in a night, being on deaths door hungover for a full 24 hours, then deciding I need to purge myself of my sins with hot yoga a day later.
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‘reputation’ by Taylor Swift returns to #1 on US iTunes, dethroning Morgan Wallen’s ‘I’m the Problem’.
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"High protein" "cottage cheese" "51g of protein" Ok, but how many grams of joy? Does it contain the prospect of pleasure? Will it make me smile? Was it made with love?
Im not out here praying for peoples downfall these days, but I am so excited & joyful that Ms Four-Time-Woman-Abuser Sedona Prince did not get drafted 🩵🩵🩵🩵
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Replying to @BuzzingPop
If Kanye were a woman, he would be under conservatorship where he belongs
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bf seems really relaxed today… I think I’ll ask him to drive 40 minutes on the most complicated highways in the us to get food and then afterwards we can go walk around sephora at a mall with a horrendous parking situation
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i mean fuck i like soup i like broth i like gettin warm i like garlic i like to stir i like sweatin onions and pourin stock and cookin stew, i like adding bay leaves too
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I’m the worlds fakest eagles fan today I can’t even spell philadollfeeya I just want justice























