My four year-old boy said: "Mommy I miss you so much. My heart hurts like a baby elephant whose mom was poached." It literally felt an arrow in my heart. I went outside and walked and felt like I am going to war all over again to get home. Because I am. 📸 from 3.5 years ago

Image from Elizabeth Holmes (@ElizabethHolmes)

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mr. dnd · Nov 1, 2026 · 4:34 PM UTC

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mr. dnd@mxrvensNov 1

this is how drunk i got this weekend

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blaire · Nov 1, 2026 · 6:39 PM UTC

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blaire@pissshit90001Nov 1

That Post Halloweekend shower felt like a baptism

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pingus · Nov 1, 2026 · 7:38 PM UTC

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pingus@pingusschmingusNov 1

protein bars are always labeled something like marshmallow cookies and cream surprise just to taste like boiled uncle

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conor · Nov 1, 2026 · 7:24 PM UTC

conor@notconorrNov 1

Can they do this with me but for breaking bad

Dexerto

@DexertoNov 1

A movie theater is planning to hypnotize people into forgetting their favorite movies so they can watch them again for the first time Fans will be shown The Matrix, Se7en, La La Land, or Interstellar after undergoing hypnosis

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leigh 𖦹 · Oct 31, 2026 · 9:22 PM UTC

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leigh 𖦹@bedsuxOct 31

halloween is crazy what do you mean an ostrich is examining ur vagina

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Hardest GIFs 🔥 · Oct 31, 2026 · 9:33 AM UTC

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Hardest GIFs 🔥@hardestgifsOct 31

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k · Oct 30, 2026 · 6:19 PM UTC

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k@osheknowsthedjOct 30

The moment it was pointed out that the next Saturday Halloween won’t be for another 11 years…I locked in. I’m in my 20s and my body tea. I’m blacking out tomorrow. Get me a large burrito and an IV drip Nov. 1st

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average white man · Oct 30, 2026 · 10:16 AM UTC

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average white man@green1069351Oct 30

Big white Ohio cock

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josiah🧍🏽‍♂️ · Oct 28, 2026 · 6:33 PM UTC

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josiah🧍🏽‍♂️@thejosiahdewdOct 28

for halloween i think im going to be drunk

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nate ꕤ · Oct 27, 2026 · 5:33 AM UTC

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nate ꕤ

@pastlifeariOct 27

going as big miss steak 😭💀

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@petaltrinOct 24

i love gay halloween cause wdym

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gains · Oct 27, 2026 · 11:35 AM UTC

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gains@gains_tweetsOct 27

Unfortunately “me when I pull the door handle and it shatters” is incredible

ABC 7 Chicago

@ABC7ChicagoOct 26

A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.

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sera · Oct 21, 2026 · 9:25 PM UTC

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sera@euchreismOct 21

phrases to make you more elegant and feminine

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Mia Agraviador · Oct 21, 2026 · 2:00 AM UTC

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Mia Agraviador@MiaAgraviadorOct 21

I gotchu

laura@melaudramaOct 20

girl so confusing edit with elizabeth holmes and amanda seyfried. someone get on this

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. · Oct 18, 2026 · 7:02 PM UTC

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@OmgemeralddddOct 18

Logging onto the dark web tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

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𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 · Oct 17, 2026 · 7:06 PM UTC

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𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓

@MoMohlerOct 17

The Crunchwrap supreme, is that farm to table? Excellent. Excellent. And the Baja Blast, is that locally sourced? Beautiful, great. We’ll have both for the table.

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