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hello be friends with mye or i will hurt myself ttm about music

Joined June 2021
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BLOCK = I OWN YOU DONT BLOCK = I OWN YOU SOFTBLOCK = I OWN YOU
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im constipated as fuck and the poop spoon wont fit in my ass
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wow are suicide attempts supposed to feel this euphoric
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This. Must b wat bladees life is like 👇👇
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Yeah no girl that 45 year old doesn’t want you just because you’re young. No it’s not that. It’s definitely because you’re really mature for your age and have a really special connection. No really
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when ur gf gets popular on twitter and stops posting abt u #niggaitsover
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someone explain this mirage build to me
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Halloween is not for the weak man
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Around this time last year I was feening for mexican lolicon coworkeruationship dick so bad that when he told me he was quitting I cut myself
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spanish is the most RACIST language. negro=black o algo=nazi dog whistle dare i say more?
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squirrels on edtwt: it’s No Nut November
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how it feels
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That one friend that is unable to fulfill your request
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If someone points a gun at your face, lie and tell him there’s a little man inside the barrel. He probably wont believe you but he can’t know for sure without pointing the gun at himself, giving you the chance to disarm him or escape.
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protein bars are always labeled something like marshmallow cookies and cream surprise just to taste like boiled uncle
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como se dice i am a cuck
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when i die i want you to have my skull
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there’s a fuzzy version of me deep inside my heart
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Just realized why everyone was acting weird to me all night
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