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New York, NY
Joined January 2014
Why did you hire a donkey to work in the copy room? -Well, I gave a buncha animals a tryout And... -That ass collated quickly
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I'll just win the lottery next week.
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I'll just win the lottery next week
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I'll just win the lottery next week
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They should see if OJ Simpson is available for the investigation
Rosaviatsia, Russia's federal air travel regulator, has already begun investigating the causes of the #Prigozhin plane crash.
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Is it??
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Line Art Lionheart retweeted
Did you know: truth serum is 30% rum.
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Eternal life? No thanks, I can't afford that much toilet paper
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