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No, I don’t command attention; and I don't have sophistication, or the right connections

Milton Keynes
Joined July 2007
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Rooting for our pal, Graeme Thomson, running the #LondonMarathon2024 in support of a dear man, John Brandham, who was a road crew member for @suedeHQ & @ThePretendersHQ b4 suffering a debilitating stroke a few years ago. Help him hit his goal! #bbcmarathon justgiving.com/crowdfunding/…
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The Kate Middleton Photo Scandal has now got me seriously questioning this. 😒
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There was something very odd in the PM’s speech last night - something which infuses RE in the primary school curriculum too: the idea that everyone in this country is religious in one way or another, when we know from polls that over half the population is not religious. 1/7
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one thing this thread doesn't mention which seems relevant is that Badenoch is Gove's protégé and has Murdoch's blessing.
NEW: @BloombergUK Saturday read *No10 increasingly concerned by Kemi Badenoch leadership posturing *Kemi seen as ‘the new Suella’ *lack of discipline sees early election talk return *Cabinet mood: ‘this govt is finished, it’s all about leadership now’ bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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Dear @O2 as this is the only way you seem to engage with me: You have still not reimbursed the £300 owed to my mother as she was scammed whilst in hospital for stomach surgery due to bowel cancer. 1/
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You know it’s all over when you walk into the foyer of the Live Aid musical and are edged out the way by a photographer trying to take a shot of Arlene Phillips. Oh the irony 🤦‍♂️
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When you say “my parents worked hard to give me a good education” you’re saying two things. • State education, which I am in charge of, is bad and should be avoided at all costs. • If you’re a parent who can’t afford to do that, you aren’t working hard enough for your kids.
🚨@RishiSunak: Keir Starmer attacks me because of where I went to school. I don’t think that’s very British.
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Happy 11th birthday to this pair of headlines
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Best typo ever. 😂
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‘I can be easily pressured into bad decisions,’ admits Rishi Sunak
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Replying to @katebevan
I’m loving the comments!
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Oh. Oh my heart. Kurt Russell talking about Charles Bronson:
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2016: Andrea Leadsom, "We would continue to trade tariff free.. We do not want to be in the Single Market, we want to trade tariff free with the European Union" 2024: Andrea Leadsom, "There are increased checks at the border because you're not in the Single Market. That is absolutely known about ever since 2016"
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Blimey, didn't see that one coming.
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Last year #KemiBadenoch instructed @Ofstednews to investigate a school because she thought a pupil was “identifying as a cat’. Remarkably, the inspectors carried out a detailed inquiry at the school and discovered that no pupil identified as a cat. She’s a Cabinet minister.
Kemi Badenoch, "The only people who are stoking culture wars are the people who trying to change what is written in our history books, what's in our museums. And when someone comes along and says actually this is fine, we're the ones accused of being culture warriors"
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I've had someone in my DMs demand I delete this. People are amazing. My personal opinion is that I don't care what you call the show - these aren't my opinions - just thought it was funny and now DOCCY WHO is trending.
Doctor Who fan for over 50 years. I'm no gatekeeper but cutesy "fans" who call it Doccy Who can fuck right off.
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what an interesting choice of verb
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I'm 33 and started dating a 28 year old, really not an age gap at all. Was all going absolutely fine until she was aghast that I could no longer get a railcard. Never felt older than in that moment.
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