Hello new followers, welcome, this experience will be as banal as possible. Enjoy.

In the trenches rn, brain is not in a good way so I'm gonna take a lil break from social media, see you soon x ✌️

I should call her

One of aforementioned small beers

Me rn

I am sleepy today

I love the way Americans say Craig

Penis reduction 😔

Okay why do you guys say Kreg instead of Craig like who taught you that

1994, vaguely remember Princess Diana and then the big one was 9/11

Idk why everyone says I have an oral fixation that's bullshit *Proceeds to try to vape the TV remote*

Me af, leave me ALONE in the kitchen

What if I decided to watch every iteration of Godzilla, what then 😏

Applied for a job today that I really want and THIS brought a HUGE smile to my face when I got the email to confirm it:

Youtubers now seem to be blissfully unaware that their obvious use of AI for thumbnails is so obvious That last one especially because he's talking about food and he's got that horrible AI food on there 🤢

Steak too buttery etc etc

Guys I found a leak from the Nathan Fielder documentary 👀👀👀 youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?is=n2Bi…