@_britmonkey
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In absolute terms, I am the most persecuted man of all times, in the whole history of mankind, worldwide.
mum's basement
Joined June 2018
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Someone needs to make a song that samples the synthy electric sound that London buses make when they're idling
Reddit's reputation for being left wing/woke is only true for non-Indian users. All of these posts were on the worldwide front page in the last month.
The episode where Squidward goes to the perfect Squid utopia and then realises it's boring and he actually misses Spongebob and Patrick being really annoying all the time is what voters want in politics.
Reply with the year you were born and the first newsworthy event you remember.
2000, Tony Blair resigning (2007)
Whenever I introduce Ben to new people these days, they always say "wait is this the Ben who got messaged by Bonnie Blue"
IN 1976 A MAN WAS SHOT DEAD IN BELFAST BY A MINOR REPUBLICAN PARAMILITARY THAT CLAIMED RESPONSIBILITY FOR ONLY ONE OTHER ATTACK ... HIS WOUNDS HAVE NEVER STOPPED BLEEDING ... THE BODY HAS BEEN KEPT BY MI5 AND IF YOU HAVE EVER HAD A BLOOD TRANSFUSION IN THE U.K HE WAS THE DONOR
If Orson Welles made Citizen Kane today, he would have been born in 2001.
If Usain Bolt broke the 100m world record for the first time today, he would have been born in 2005.
If Mary Shelley started writing Frankenstein today, she would have been born in 2008.
I respect former PMs more if they go back to being a regular backbencher. If you quit immediately after leaving the spotlight you look incredibly self-centred.
"I entered politics to make a difference but I would NEVER EVER do a job where I can't tell everyone what to do".
once you try mouthwash that feels like your mouth is being burned by nuclear acid you can't go back to the pussy mild shit any more
Did you guys ever play that game in primary school where you'd all take turns being at the bottom of a dog pile getting crushed within an inch of suffocation for no reason
Went completely under the radar: in 2025 an American vlogger illegally landed on North Sentinel Island and he only got 63k views out of it.
Donald Trump will serve out the remainder of his term and retire on January 20 2029 with a 40% approval rating and the backing of the entire GOP and there will be no death in office, no impeachment, no Epstein bombshells, no 25th Amendment. Nothing ever happens. BOOKMARK THIS.
Map I want to see: % of citizens who are younger than the country they live in.
e.g.
USA (1784) - 100%
South Korea (1948) - 97.38%
South Sudan (2011) - 46.2%
Slovenia (1991) - 28.1%
🚨🇸🇾 NEW: Former Syrian leader Bashar al-Assad has been sentenced to death in absentia by the Damascus Criminal Court, following convictions of murder and torture
Assad’s brother Maher has also received a death sentence
[@AlArabiya_Eng]
People Smugglers charge £10,000 for a small boat across the channel.
UK government should start our own people smuggling gang and charge £9,500 to undercut the gangs.
We'd still have the same problem with illegal migrants, but now we'd have more money for the NHS.
Thoughts?
Record 230 people cross Channel in one small boat bbc.in/4hkJHw4
