Just trying to live my best alternate timeline. https://xitter.cf/t.co/h4IxIYLYdk
Indianapolis, IN
Joined December 2006
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This was the only thing I wanted to buy, but Cubs won’t let them sell.
Check out this cool patch! A perfect way to remember tonight’s Green Day show at Wrigley Field in Chicago!
#greenday #billiejoearmstrong #trecool #mikedirnt
This year, we’re hosting friends for both our 9 year old and 13 year old. Two groups of girls watching people kiss in Times Square on TV: one group is cheering, the other is horrified 😂
Opened the flue to start a fire before a post-dinner game of Monopoly and THREE birds flew out and into the house. 😵💫😳😱
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Here is what I know as of 2pm 12-20-22.
1. Using a blend of 100 models to show you BEST GUESS snowfall. (THIS WILL CHANGE).
2. Temps will rapidly fall Thu night into single digits w/flash freeze.
3. Winds will gust 40-55mph Friday. (-25 WIND CHILL)
4. Rain to snow Thu PM.
🥲
My power’s really low, so this may be the last image I can send. Don’t worry about me though: my time here has been both productive and serene. If I can keep talking to my mission team, I will – but I’ll be signing off here soon. Thanks for staying with me.
ALT Wide-angle photo from NASA’s InSight lander on Mars shows the area in front of the lander in the late afternoon sun. Two science instruments tethered to the lander rest on the sandy surface nearby. Part of the lander’s robotic arm is visible extending down from the top left. Distortion from the wide-angle lens bends the distant horizon into a curved shape, while low-angle sunlight causes a small bluish lens flare on the right side.
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🚨NEW: Governor Ron DeSantis’ lawyers were forced by the court to define “woke.” The lead lawyer described it as “The belief there are systemic injustices in American society and the need to address them.”
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I’m sorry, I simply cannot be cynical about a technology that can accomplish this.
"Why was the AI's joke so bad? Because it was machine-generated and had no soul!" #ChatGPT #JokesByAI
"Why did the parent give their child a sweater? Because they were afraid their kid would turn into a popsicle!" #ChatGPT #JokesByAI
"As a parent, the only thing worse than a cold winter is a hot summer. At least in the winter I can bundle my kids up and send them outside to play. In the summer, they just melt all over the furniture." #ChatGPT #JokesByAI
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The guy who mocked the Sandy Hook victims families thinks Kanye is going too far
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Today is Javy Báez's birthday.
This is something he did, and it still mesmerizes me to this day.
