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Hark! My silly new Christmas piece is up at @mcsweeneys today! mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-…
Check out my silly new Valentine’s Day piece in @SlackjawHumor. And please remember to keep your single-celled friends in your hearts today, too. medium.com/slackjaw/this-val…
My latest humor piece is dedicated to all you playground clingers out there. Big thanks to @FrazzledHumor for publishing! medium.com/frazzled/im-the-r…
I wrote a little story about the threat of technology replacing us, which I feel keenly every time my son plays with his Farmer See ‘N Say toy. Thanks for the pub today @FrazzledHumor! medium.com/frazzled/im-a-fat…
My contribution to the field of toddler-cat relations is up over at @PointsinCase this morning. Take a look! pointsincase.com/articles/li…
I’m enjoying the spoofs and humor as much as anyone, but the real takeaway should be the absolutely shameless level of dishonesty here
He caught Sen. Britt in an out and out lie. amazing work. and just sitting there in plain site. really worth your taking a few minutes to watch this video
Sen. Britt, not only an emotionally disregulated freak, also a big fat liar.
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The modern Republican Party would watch all 12 minutes of this batshit video and say "Hand that man a judgeship!"
If you are playing in the Super Bowl or attending Mardi Gras this year, it’s incredibly important you take my new quiz in @GreenerPastSat medium.com/greener-pastures-…
Nick Gregory retweeted
Wait you’re telling me the guy who partied with Epstein, said he admired him, noted Epstein’s preference for young girls, lived minutes away from Epstein’s mansion, flew on Epstein’s private jet at least 7 times, hired Dershowitz to be his attorney, appointed Alex Acosta (who had recently given Epstein a sweetheart deal) to his cabinet, said he wished Ghislaine Maxwell well in prison, was ruled to be a rapist by a judge, and constantly sexualized his young daughters from as early as the age of 1 may have been involved in some untoward behavior with Jeffrey Epstein? That guy? Really?
Going to enjoy laughing my way through this great year-end list
Presenting the Best of PIC 2023! It's our first-ever annual favs list, with articles from @AnthonyDethomas, @kjenn32, @justCorluka, @Dove_Anderson1, @bigfatmoosepssy, @lilyblumkin, @onyxaminedlife, @simonhenriques, and more. Congrats to all 16 authors! pointsincase.com/articles/be…
Censorious snowflake Joe Concha wants America to know that raucous sporting events are no place for a good-natured curse or two among friends.
Ten years ago there was enough bipartisan human decency left that this kind of behavior would have been disqualifying. Now it is par for the course for the modern Republican Party.
Nick Gregory retweeted
UAW President Shawn Fain tells CNN he won't meet with Trump when he visits Michigan.
"I don't think the man has any bit of care about what our workers stand for, what the working class stands for. He serves the billionaire class and that's what's wrong with this country."
Nick Gregory retweeted
Brett Kavanaugh Rules Against Loan Forgiveness Plan Citing Precedent That All Debts Mysteriously Vanish bit.ly/3JzJL9l
Nick Gregory retweeted
Bad break for the GOP that the lifelong Republican FBI Director appointed by George W Bush turned out to be a hard-core leftist hack so then Trump had to fire him and hand-pick a new FBI Director, also a lifelong Republican, and he *also* turned out to be a leftist. – at Alexandria, VA
The driverless cars down the street are either malfunctioning or beginning to plot to take over the world. @Waymo