dad, husband, capitalist, reds, C#, F#, finance

Cincinnati
Joined January 2009
Bring back onion futures!
HAPPENING NOW in downtown Chicago, outside the Chicago Mercantile Exchange, the historic center of onion futures trading
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One of my best friends growing up, lived right down the street. He moved in high school, we kept in touch a little bit, and then rarely. I think I had just graduated college and he called one morning at 5am. Asked what he was doing, "I just got out of prison."
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We talked occasionally after that. Had a tendency to call when he was drunk and wanted to reminisce about childhood. His dad called late last year to tell me that my friend's car broke down on the highway. He got off to the shoulder, but a semi plowed into the back of him.
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I hadn't seen him in over twenty years, but I always thought, maybe naively, that he would get it together and live to the potential that I knew he had. The world is a little worse off for not having had a sober version of my friend. RIP NCB.
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A disturbing lack of Reds since 1990.
This guy has a special form of baseball autism
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Always think of Le Corbusier's description when I see the Chrysler Building, "hot jazz in stone and steel."
In honor of the Chrysler Bldg trading I’d like to share that my incessant tweeting asking for a tour actually worked. A stranger (now friend) on ReTwit hooked it up: Mr. Chrysler's private bathroom (69th floor), the 67th-floor “Dentist in The Sky”, the 🦅 s , and a ladder climb up to the tippyyy top.
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James Brown as Reverend Cleophus James is the best casting in Hollywood history.
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When I open a browser and want to get on this website.
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I went here when I was a kid and I didn't see Jim or Tammy Faye.
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And that young woman's name was..... Julie Masino.
Early in my judicial career, a young woman appeared before me who owed some fines. She told me she had just gotten a job at “Crackle Barrel” and asked me to give her more time. Six months later, she returned and proudly told me she had just gotten promoted at “Crackle Barrel.”
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Can I live in the midwest if I think Menards is the worst?
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Do you think Chester Gould wore a three piece suit everyday to draw Dick Tracy? I'd like to think so.
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At a previous job there was already a Nick on the team, so he was Nick 0 and I was Nick 1. Could have used initials but numbers, starting at 0, were more fun.
We hired a new VP named Michael Lee. Unfortunately we already have a Michael Lee. He works in the warehouse. He's been here 11 years. New VP gets: [email protected] He immediately messages IT. “Can you move the other Michael to michael.lee2 and give me michael.lee?” No. He asks HR. HR asks me if we can “prioritize seniority.” I explain that the warehouse Michael has eleven years of email history tied to that address and changing it because someone with a nicer title arrived would be insane. VP reluctantly keeps the 2. Warehouse Michael finds out. Changes his Teams display name to: Michael Lee (Original) By Friday the VP is being referred to as Sequel Mike. He has asked IT to intervene. Unfortunately nickname management is outside our support scope.
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I wanted to be T-Bone.
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It's in an industrial area, what are reasonable arguments against putting a data center in a location like this?
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Ken and Kenny, two all-time greats.
Kenneth Marino of FDNY Rescue Ladder 1 loved his children, his wife and baseball - specifically, Ken Griffey Jr. 🎥 MLB Network Special: When America Took the Field - tonight at 10pm ET
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Saw this picture of Riverfront earlier. When I think of Riverfront, I think of my grandpa. And stepping on the squishy stuff. And sitting in the red seats, wishing we could sit in the blue. The Jumbotron. And miniature bats that they gave away. And...
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listening to the post game report on the way home where Marty and Joe would tell us about the game we just watched. And Eric Davis and Barry Larkin and 1990. It was basically the same as the other cookie cutter stadiums, Three Rivers, Veterans, RFK, etc, only better, much better.
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View of the Royal Palace at Naples, painted by Gaspar van Wittel in 1706. Why do you think he included a dog sniffing another's hind end?
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