@nice_mustard

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Joined February 2012
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hot dogs were invented in 1936 by Larry Hotdogs when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig assholes in his Dick Shaper Machine
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Gale Na@poisonjr10 Nov 2024
We need a leftist Andrew Tate. We need a leftist Fox News. We need a casino where you don't gamble and they give you free money. I refuse to understand the ecosystem I'm in the center of and I will not leave or modify my behavior. We need leftist McNuggets
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one positive from today is i am feeling very unburdened by what has been
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hey brett, go favre yourself
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what does he think a missile defense shield is? i want to know so bad
Acyn
@Acyn4 Nov 2024
Trump: We will build a missile defense shield.. We’ll put Herschel Walker in charge of that little sucker
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me: let the time run out. who cares. the world is better off without me anyway… jigsaw: heyyy nooo. cmo-(voice filter off) cmon man. you’re awesome
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ok i need this election to be done, multiple times i have wondered if i am dead and in hell, i did the thing they've told me i had to do my whole adult life and all the democrats can manage is being slightly less obviously evil. not doing it again and i hated doing it this time.
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important to remember that this isn't our fault. they refuse to stop profiting from murder and misery but tell us we have to save the world every four years by enabling their barely better brand of corruption. get fucked.
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Mos Feratu
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HOLLYWOOD, 2025 PRODUCER 1: Nosferatu is a hit! 100 billion gross. Oscars across the board. Where do we go? PRODUCER 2 and 3 [in unison]: Dos Feratu P1: Tag line. P2: This time... there's TWO Feratus
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when i think of hard work, i think of a suited walrus who screamed at children on tv for being too gay
Acyn
@Acyn27 Oct 2024
Dr. Phil: This country was built on hard work.. Not on DEI
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my theory is that they can get away with calling every election the most important in history because our phones gave us all dementia. i forgot how to tie my shoes because of cat videos. i've worn a diaper for years from watchimg gangnam style
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very cool sir! i can't wait for you to rapture us to mars in a big exploding tube! so dark and gothic!
Acyn
@Acyn27 Oct 2024
Elon Musk: I'm not just Maga, I am dark gothic Maga
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wint
@dril22 Sep 2024
oh you think its funny that 300 iq males are crashing their teslas & being cooked alive by some weird type of fire thats immune to firemen
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i am watching gremlins 2: the new batch. and it might be the best movie ever made. the jokes are impossibly good and it looks like a Spielberg
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Let's fucking goooooooo
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i give out weed candy to kids on halloween. i get it specially made to look like regular candy which costs me thousands of dollars every year but i think it’s fun. i won’t stop.
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brent@murrman519 Oct 2024
kidnapper: we’re not going back for medication me: ok cool I’ll just tell my cholesterol that
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slick@dlicj23 Feb 2022
before my son got glasses we were at some thing where a guy was speaking and my son asked if it was normal that the guy speaking looked blurry and i said “yes that guy is just a blurry guy”
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well he's definitely not a top
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hi! this sucks
Kamala Harris
@KamalaHarris11 Oct 2024
Today, I am announcing that as president, I will create a bipartisan council of advisors to give feedback on policy and inform my administration. Our democracy needs a healthy two-party system.
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