Advance Fren retweeted
"Hail, HIT HER!"
"Oh my God, did you seriously just Неіӏ Hіtӏеr?"
"What? No, I said 'Hail, hit her'. I was ordering my weather device to pelt you to death with hail."
"Oh... that's much worse."
"Неіӏ Hіtӏеr."
Advance Fren retweeted
“Gentlemen, I advance the notion that a well-lived life should be our chief pursuit: to supreme happiness in this life, and the next.”
“I agree with this notion.”
“Similarly.”
“I too am in agreement.”
“Splendid! Now, we must carefully discern what that particularly means.”
Advance Fren retweeted
Have yourself a beer. You didn’t earn it, you don’t deserve it, but you can do whatever you want.
Advance Fren retweeted
“Shouldn’t have gone all in you dumb tilted monkey. Royal flu-”
“Pocket Hitlers.”
“Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck…”

































