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I’m bout to look fine as frog hairs tonight.
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This is also by design, the government and corporations dont want the public to be able to grow their own food, the same is true for farmers who legally cannot own the seeds they sow
fun fact abt me. I planted a lemon seed using a grocery store lemon during lockdown in 2020 & it actually grew into a tree, but I didn't know that most store lemons are STERILE and won't bear fruit if you plant them! u have to graft a sexually viable tree onto the sterile tree! +
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I would’ve closed my eyes and used the sound of her crying as white noise.
Woman cries for three hours after passenger refuses to swap seats so she can sit beside her husband on 10-hour flight from Turkey to the US
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KenTheMan DISSED Emanny in a FREESTYLE! 🀣🀣🀣
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This is the funniest recap ever omg
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So he didn’t question himself on the rated r comment but wanted to elaborate on the $20 these are the type of men I try my best to avoid
I present you "men" inΒ 2026
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I like my man nice & quiet on social media. Don’t be on here doing all that hootin & hollerin.
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😭😭😭
la manzanilla viendo todo lo que tiene que calmar en mi sistema nervioso
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This some shit one of my friends would say. And I hope she sees this she knows it’s about her.
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The sigh i just let out even thinking about it lmao
I have to start dating or I’m never getting married. Shit crazy
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"Not everything can be resolved through kindness, which is why angels carry swords, not flowers."
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This thing pisses me off so bad. Love me right now or get out of my face fr.
Men think they can reserve you for when they get their lives together. πŸ˜‚
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so what’s the lesson here? πŸ™‚
you tell a ho no one time she go get a yes from 3 different niggas same day
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LOVE OF MY LIFE πŸ’•πŸ©·πŸ’•
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Me, flirting in my 30’s: β€œyeah bc i have both of my side teeth, wanna see?”
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And don’t add an emoji, it expedites the process lol ⏳
I swear it seems like as soon as you save a person’s number, they show you why it shouldn’t be saved.
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I’ve been crying laughing at this all morning
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I know you wanna chill wit a playa. But all u gotta do is keep it real wit a playa.
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Gearing up for another week of being fine & thick, such a huge responsibility but the show must go on!
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Soulja boy tell em
What’s happening in France is a wake-up call to the entire world. 🌍 The cost of living keeps rising while everyday people struggle to survive. People are tired of working hard just to barely get by. Governments need to start listening to the people before frustration turns into chaos. πŸ’―πŸ™πŸ½
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Aye mane, say mane…
Lmao I be so communicative when I just start dating a girl. Be telling them β€œhey I’m gonna be a little busy the next couple of days so sorry for the slow texts backs”. And they be loving it. Whole time I’m out whoring
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