wouldn't you like to know, weather boy
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muzzeltof retweeted
I SAY, I SAY - YOU'RE PISSIN' TOO DARN LOUD, BOY! IT'S LATE AT NIGHT AND YOUR PISSIN' RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE BOWL LIKE YOU'RE FRYING CHICKEN IN THERE!
YOU GOTTA PISS ON THE SIDE, BOY! MAKE IT A STEALTH MISSION! YOU'RE CAUSING A WHOLE RUCKUS PISSIN' LIKE THAT, BOY -
imagine getting life in prison because of a four-month old witness
Babies can identify people's faces from just 4 months old newscientist.com/article/237…
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WE FOUND THE PHOTO
ALT 10 dogs of varying breeds line up in two rows. tallest in the back and smallest in the front. they pose on a cracked, cement street in front of a beautiful San Francisco view of buildings and moody clouds. every dog is smiling except for the Great Dane who seems to be eager to get back to his walk.
These dogs were spotted getting their picture taken mid-walk. They're doing so well and their walker is so proud and I can't handle it. 14/10 for all
ALT a photo of a street from an upper-floor window. a gaggle of 10 dogs of various sizes, shapes, and colors is clustered together on the left side of the photo, near a parked car. across the street, a person in a navy blue hoodie and a baseball cap leans down holding their camera to take a picture of the good boys and girls.
Spotify played On Melancholy Hill and all the 2010s indie films lodged deep in my brain grabbed the wheel and flipped me like a bus
muzzeltof retweeted
most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns
"They call this war a cloud over the land. But they made the weather and then they stand in the rain and say 'Shit, it's raining!'"
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When someone tweets something completely unhinged my brain just instantly and reflexively murmurs “rub Vix, you’ll come right”
I'm at an age where I can finally admit - to the world and myself - that KFC wings do truly diabolical things to my digestion
