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It’s honestly weird that dems only manage to rig elections when Republicans are in power
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IF YOURE IN LINE AT ARBYS RIGHT NOW STAY IN LINE DONT LEAVE THEY LEGALLY HAVE TO GIVE YOU A BEEF AND CHEDDAR PER THE CONSTITUTION KNOW YOUR RIGHTS 🇺🇸 🇺🇸
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*getting a slippery, oiled up footjob* oh my god, is this... how neurotypical people feel all the time??
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The only thing that would sway my vote this election is six text messages from an unidentified number during my work day.
My wife made me a treasure hunt with little clues leading to a bee cat stuffie 😭😭😭 why is she so perfect
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"Why so many bookmarks omg" do I have to jerk off to it right this second? I'm driving a limo
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>> Be me
>> Buy noodles for my gf
>> My gf starts vomiting, gets stomach cramps, and has diarrhea
>> She’s not sure if it’s food poisoning or just because the noodles were spicy
>> Go back and buy noodles from the same place for myself, but order them without any chili, just to test it
>> Start vomiting, get stomach cramps, and have diarrhea too
>> I’m f*cking idiot





























