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Murdakes

@murdakes1

Engineer, champagne drinker, official director of visual content for @millsandmimosas. 🍾

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Joined April 2012
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chirayu rana is absolutely furious rn
Matthias Schmidt (@eurofounder) profile pictureMatthias Schmidt
@eurofounderNov 11
Completely understandable
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This is an AI fake of Kimberly Powell to give her enhanced cleavage. blogs.nvidia.com/blog/author/ki…
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X GON TAKE IT FROM YA
PFF (@PFF) profile picturePFF
@PFFNov 9
Most interceptions over last 3 seasons Xavier McKinney 15 Kerby Joseph 12 Byron Muprhy 11 Calen Bullock 10 Amani Hooker 10 Marlon Humphrey 10 Derek Stingley Jr 10
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maybe the spy liked jensen huang for who he is as a person, you never know
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‘i wouldn’t fall for a spy’ brother you fell for a septum piercing sit down.
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“The premise is simple, Lemon: Contestants must hide Shaquille O’Neal from the people of Dallas. If this works, the network is ready to greenlight similar shows like ‘Will You Co-Sign Lenny Dykstra’s Loan?’ and ‘Can You Convince a Georgia Football Player to Call an Uber?’”
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Variety (@Variety) profile pictureVariety
@VarietyNov 10
EXCLUSIVE: ABC has set a new competition series titled "Can You Hide... Shaq?" Hosted by comedian Nicole Byer, the show follows eight contestants attempting to hide Shaquille O’Neal in plain sight in Dallas. They'll have to disguise, distract and deceive for a shot at grand prize money. The series premieres with two episodes on Thursday, Dec. 3, at 9 p.m. on ABC and the ESPN app. Episodes will stream on Hulu the next day. wp.me/pc8uak-1lI5EM
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my steak too juicy my lobster too buttery and my politicians too manly
Richard Hanania (@RichardHanania) profile pictureRichard Hanania
@RichardHananiaNov 6
New conservative strategy just dropped. They’re going to accuse Democrats of being too masculine and handsome.
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The GOP's PR team Every line is a banger 🤣
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yes chef (horny version)
Chaos Crave (@ChaosCrave_) profile pictureChaos Crave
@ChaosCrave_Nov 6
Jeremy Allen (Wolverine) and Ayo Edebiri spotted in Los Angeles sharing a moment.
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Sounds like somebody wants this !
Chicks in the Office (@ChicksInTheOff) profile pictureChicks in the Office
@ChicksInTheOffNov 6
‘Nobody Wants This’ has been renewed for season 4 at Netflix ✨
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Daniel looks like he’s one force lighting incident away from seizing absolute unchecked control over the galactic senate
Cam Higby 🇺🇸 (@camhigby) profile pictureCam Higby 🇺🇸
@camhigbyNov 4
This should genuinely result in prison time. This is election deception.
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You grand theft oughta go to the polls today
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i’m sorry not to get political but this is one of the funniest interactions i’ve ever seen in my life oh my god lmfao
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@NYCMayor) profile pictureMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayorNov 3
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It's been 8 years, and this is still the funniest video on the internet. 😂 "SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG!" and "AM I WRRRRONNNG?" are two of the most quoted lines between me and my older kids. The head bob with the hair movement at "THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO!" will never, ever not be hilarious. And it's one of the best quick examples of the nature of male friendship to boot.
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A Charmander made entirely out of pumpkins in Germany!
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As darkness falls.
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This is like when johnny cash released hurt
Seth "Da Flow" Irskens (@Ice8859) profile pictureSeth "Da Flow" Irskens
@Ice8859Oct 30
Colts vs Jaguars 2026 Season Week 8- Drunk Horse Team Song Anthem #Colts #Jags #Jaguars #JaxsonvilleJaguars #Indianapoliscolts #TeamAnthem #Weekly #2026Season #Sports #ParodySong #youtuber #youtube #youtubesinger #Football #NFL #BleedBlue #ForTheShoe #INDvsJAX #ColtsVsJags #DrunkHorseAnthem #ColtsNation #ThisIsOurColts #ColtsAnthem #SethDaFlowIrskens #TheFlow
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first beer of the weekend has been ,,,,,,,,,,,,, opened 🤝
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look what they’ve done to our boy
Seth "Da Flow" Irskens (@Ice8859) profile pictureSeth "Da Flow" Irskens
@Ice8859Oct 30
Colts vs Jaguars 2026 Season Week 8- Drunk Horse Team Song Anthem #Colts #Jags #Jaguars #JaxsonvilleJaguars #Indianapoliscolts #TeamAnthem #Weekly #2026Season #Sports #ParodySong #youtuber #youtube #youtubesinger #Football #NFL #BleedBlue #ForTheShoe #INDvsJAX #ColtsVsJags #DrunkHorseAnthem #ColtsNation #ThisIsOurColts #ColtsAnthem #SethDaFlowIrskens #TheFlow
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From razor blades to Reese's
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imagine if it was coming out of a bottle with precisely cut ridges that shot the beer down your gullet at the speed of light
Miller Lite (@MillerLite) profile pictureMiller Lite
@MillerLiteOct 29
Here’s to the @brewers from our brewers. Introducing the Miller Lite Clinch Cans, filled with the very beer that was being made in Milwaukee the exact moment the team won it all.
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