old acct susepended at 69,420mm (this is brack obama, barack oabama is me). orpah winfrey show,stan acct. smarr guy also toufh. #1 inch warrior. comedic wizard.
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after walking around on it all day i’ve officially decided my knee ligaments are not torn and i will NOT be seeing a doctor about this. thank you for your attention to my medical decree. please note no further second opinions will be accepted at this time
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Coworker was trying to lunch shame for eating early. Girl, you are a slave to an abstract construct and I want tasty nibbles stfu
ADHD in corporate america needs to be abolished. i read this guy’s ping at 7am yesterday and said “too early to respond, will do during work hours” which i promptly forgot until like 4 hours later when i go to respond but he is in meeting so i go “ok not that important will respo
nd when he’s off a meeting” and now it is 4:37am and i’m thinking about this instead of sleeping and still havent responded to his stupid ping
how many more hours until everybody else is awake i’m hoping like 3-4 but willing to bank on 5 to be safe
woke up in underwear (good) but also my socks (bad, Bad. so vERY BAD! BAD!!!!! NO GOOD!!!! TERRIBLE AND AWFUL)
whoever invented the possibility of tearing an ACL in bowling league deserves to be fired into the sun
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What’s happening in France is a wake-up call to the entire world. 🌍 The cost of living keeps rising while everyday people struggle to survive. People are tired of working hard just to barely get by. Governments need to start listening to the people before frustration turns into chaos. 💯🙏🏽
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michigan inventing an extra second to win a game while Notre Dame lost a second that was on the clock is a good reminder that life is not fair and there is no justice in this random world.