There are people who only watch AWE and NXT and not Raw or SD. I envy those people,

Wow... I really miss @therealec3

every week @trentylocks impresses me more

let me get this straight #WWE #raw you are having a match where the winner gets a 'hot asian' sex slave. stay classy WWE

did @WWEGraves and @ReneeYoungWWE loose a bet to @MichaelCole and have to wear each others clothes on #RAW? They look so sad.

Marvel: 'Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history' Me:

Just found out @RobSchneider was still alive. Who knew?!

Did @RandyOrton military haircut finally come back after going AWOL?

#SWFAfterDark define wazoo

On this Thanksgiving I stop to think about what I am really thankful for... its Yoga pants... its always gonna be yoga pants... every Thanksgiving, just get used to it. Yoga pants and pizza... and I would be willing to give up pizza. Thank you yoga pants for yet another great yea

How many years have I been saying @facdaniels is one of the best 10 wrestlers in the world. And I am right every single year!

If @MDoggMattCross had his own wrestling network I would pay 9.99 a month! Hashtag I still dont understand hashtags

On purpose didn't use eclipse glasses in hopes of going blind so I never have to see another @BaronCorbinWWE match again.

The last time anyone was excited to see @WWEUsos on a tv screen was their parents at the first ultrasound.

I cry everythime I have to watch a @BaronCorbinWWE match too, nobody ever consoles me. youtube.com/watch?v=Wf7rlJs9…

Ever wonder what the world would have been like if we would have all listened to what @MrChuckD was saying instead of all those other fools