Since he blocked me for no reason, I paid someone on CHYRON $5 to mess up his name. Hi Chrle!

Chris Charleton blocked us for daring to question him about anything. We’ve been covering NJPW and advertising NJPW World for free for a decade now. No more. Not cool, man. Now YOU’RE blocked.

Maybe @reasonjp knows.

Please @reasonjp why does Walker call Henare The Mountie Mauler? I’m so confused. I don’t get it. Help.

AEW Grand Slam Mexico has my full attention. This card is EN FUEGO!!! 🔥 🔥 🔥#GrandSlamMexico #AEWDynamite

Maybe I’m missing something, @VelvetVoiceWS why do you keep calling OSKAR’s bodyslam a “stomp”? Asking for everyone. Thanks.

Wait what are we doing?

Who is still here?

Lee Fitting sucks so bad, he has hard camera OUT OF FOCUS. How is this real? #WrestleMania

WrestleMEHnia. #wrestlemania

Don’t ring the bell for the DQ so the crowd won’t boo. This show is trash. #Smackdown

They JUST said the third hour is commercial free, and 15 minutes later, COMMERCIALS. WWE is television by idiots, for idiots. #Smackdown

They aren’t walking on the moon. The comprehension level of people on this planet is at an all-time low.

Now @WWE and @netflix have removed the ability to start RAW from the beginning while it’s live. There’s no progress bar, no option to start over, all options gone. On the computer, iPhone, and iPad so far. If nobody has answers, it’s CANCELLIN’ TIME! #wweraw

This is not real. I see Twitter hasn’t changed a bit.

Continental Classic season starts next week on Dynamite? Yes, please! #AEW #AEWDynamite

Came back for a day to see that people are still the absolute worst on here. Then I told a bunch of them how I felt and I feel great. How is anyone on here that’s nice doing today?

This is a PPV of the year candidate for sure. #AEWAllOut

Is anyone even alive here anymore or is this place dead internet theory confirmed?