Late to a work call because this monster jumped out of a box that will now have to be burned instead of opened.
Yes, I know it’s likely harmless and no, my brain does not give rational thought the time of day when presented with such a creature.
Thank you, FBI, for bringing such an expected amount of joy to my twitter timeline tonight. True delight with every refresh.
The only thing worse than learning a friend is going through a heartbreakingly traumatic event is learning they have to endure it for an unknown period of time bc of absolutely bullshit laws that strip uterus owners of their rights. Fuck everyone who enabled this torture.
Maris retweeted
The tone of her voice is the tone in my heart right now.
A visibly shaken and angry Senator Elizabeth Warren just spoke in-front of #SCOTUS. @TheNationalNews
If this is true, women will die because they are denied autonomy over their bodies. Even living in constant worry of roe v wade being overturned, the news is still devastating. And by a private vote? We should all be terrified.
The result of finally watching Frozen is that I, a southerner by birth, now spontaneously sing, “the cold doesn’t bother me any[more]” while doing winter sports in New England.
Successfully navigated a pandemic to safely see my family this week. Only for us all to get taken down by a stomach bug. Hilarious.
Thing I loved as a kid: my Midwest 1880s basement. Tornado shelter! Makeshift dance studio among the cobwebs! Critter proofed by dad! It was a delight.
Thing I despise as an adult: my New England 1880s basement. Crumbling rock. Mold. Decaying mice. It is horrid.
“…women have been unlawfully prevented from exercising control over their lives….this court will not sanction one more day of this offensive deprivation of such an important right.”
#BREAKING: In United States v. Texas (challenging the constitutionality of #SB8), Judge Pitman has issued a preliminary injunction temporarily barring enforcement of the controversial six-week #abortion ban by "the State" — *including* judges and clerks:
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Instagram is down? Cool, new excuse for me to post another photo of my dog wearing hearing protection in a plane:
I misplaced my Wahoo somewhere in the house weeks ago. Since I started looking for it I have found the old wahoo bar fly that went missing 2 yrs ago and a pair of sweat pants that I thought were gone forever. I have not, however, found my Wahoo.