@mrefool

Yes, my avatar is a trap. Eats Oreo for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Craft beer, satire, porn, and all that is politically incorrect.

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Joined October 2011
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We all cope in different ways. I like watching porn and eating 300 chicken nuggets.
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It's not whether you're willing to change or not, It's that you give a fuck to even try.
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It's #MangoHabSummer at @Cafe1500 now on draft! Grab a bite, have a pint, then come visit us to try the rest!
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You deserve a beer.
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A naked girl is a terrible thing to waste.
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I'm still managing to #barbecue on #FourthofJuly! What are you you doing this #IndependenceDay? @abc27news #July4th
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How to make 2-ingredient Oreo truffles (via @tastingtable) snpy.tv/29jmJpb
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Mr. eFool retweeted
Eric Moon@mrericmoon4 Jul 2016
Do what? Stare at my phone and Snapchat at a formal event. That is already what girls do, no? #girls #millenials
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Tom Brady's toughest losses... 1. SB 42 2. SB 46 3. 2007 AFC title 4. 2016 AFC title 5. 2013 AFC title 6. 2016 KD Sweepstakes
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I'm sorry I showed you snaps from my colonoscopy after you made me look at your ultrasound. I thought we were sharing pics of our innards.
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Does anyone else measure time using songs? "Oh it only took me 4 songs to get here! Not too shabby."
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Ha! Ha!
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Mr. eFool retweeted
Lucid J@itssolucid14 May 2016
No, I wasn’t admiring your silverware. I was just trying to bend the spoon with my mind to see if I was in the Matrix.
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One day she says "Treat me like a princess," the next she's pissed that I married her off in exchange for an alliance with Spain. Women...
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White People ; LIKE OMG I LOVE THIS SONG ! Black People ; OH HELL YEA NIGGA THIS MY SHIT !
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There's a lot of build up and hype for something that's over in about two minutes. Wait... I meant the Kentucky Derby!
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Mr. eFool retweeted
denise@Stellacopter31 Mar 2013
6 pack abs on a guy are nice but it probably means that he won't get drunk & rob a convenient store of cheese curls w/me at 3am, so no.
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Mr. eFool retweeted
The Independent
@Independent13 Apr 2016
Ricky Gervais on outrage culture: 'Offence is the collateral damage of freedom of speech' ind.pn/1VV9M3E
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Mr. eFool retweeted
Blissy@PyrBliss19 Mar 2016
Not to brag, but apparently I'm impossible to please and difficult to love. *throws confetti*
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She was all, "You've slept with half the city!" And I was all, "There's 100,000 people and I only slept with 87. You're terrible at math."
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