Happy tweeter, in general. Forest Glen, Hadley, Glenbard West, U of Illinois alum. Cola home. sometimes lazy.

Joined March 2011
Who doesn’t need a nap.
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Well @amex @AskAmex not sponsoring the bag check at the @usopen is just weak. It’s like making three double faults and then bombing an overhead out of bounds, down 4-5 in a set. 🙃
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Is “gone to yoga” the new “gone fishing”
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The right field gate at Wrigley is open this morning and the field is looking terrific. Good morning from Chicago.
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Is “take over steering” the new “mind the gap”@VW
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We’ve got a few extra London scarves laying around 👀 RT if you want one!
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Retweet if you love Javier Báez.
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Hey no joke…. “Something went wrong” @united
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So, went to dinner at the Hwy. 378 Bar and Grill out by Lake Murray. Now, this is the definition of a Lexington County honky tonk kind of place. Like, for real. Neon moon kind of dive. Well, after a while a group of Hispanic guys came in, draped in Colombian flags (1/) – at South Carolina, USA
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hey @ChrisTrainorSC what bar was it that changed all the TVs. for the Columbia fans to watch the Copa America football (soccer) match?
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23 for @f3columbia #f3dads with @mpordes and #twoweeks on the Q. Welcome FNGs “leave me alone” and “koala”.
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RETWEET IF YOU LOVE SHŌTA IMANAGA.
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Retweet if you love Nico Hoerner.
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Retweet if you love Shōta Imanaga 🫶🏼
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Maybe Columbia should just have a WNBA team. @WNBA @colamayor
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Imagine if the new section of Williams Street in @CityofColumbia is kept free of motor vehicles. We have the opportunity to get it right the first time.
This used to be a highway in Paris:
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Happy Happy Chanukah and sending you all love! Have a great eight crazy nights!
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The only person @taylorswift13 could dress up as for Halloween would be Wonder woman but she wouldn’t have to do much. 🫶👍 #wonderwoman #erasmovie
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I should be able to take a train from Columbia to Charleston
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Your Fridyay Qs PAX! @mpordes takes the Q for the monthly runvergence @F3_Amble 0530 at the Harden Street Food Lion. @F3Ramble @TheCastleF3 @F3Stumble @F3Scramble
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A day at #Wimbledon is always like never before ✨ The Public Ballot for tickets to The Championships 2024 is open 🗳️

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