@mpheaux

ndine nervz

 Pretoria, South Africa
Joined February 2021
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💋✨️@Noth3r3forfun21h
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@topboyysznOct 18
R500 from a trying boyfriend or 5k from a blesser?
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Lisakhanya@lee_Duruwe_12h
I understood the vision when MaWhoo wanted R10k for McDonald’s. But how do you look a man in the eyes and tell him you need THREE houses bought in cash? Do you start with “babe, I have a small favour to ask” and hope for the best? 😂
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Di bolaile ke di arabian perfume tsa lona.
SiR GiPEY@GopolangSemenyaOct 18
Guys where are the mosquitoes ?
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Big B@buhlesfineasfOct 18
“Ntyilo ntyilo nje nge nyoni ndiya ntyiloowza” 😭💎
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Lisakhanya@lee_Duruwe_16h
F2? Now he has to wake up hunted by SIU ngenxa ye beef 😂
Noxy❤@DlaminyPenelope23h
Cyan and Mawhoo are fighting over a man? Aybo I tought Mawhoo said she build her house by herself mos
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.@Omgemeraldddd23h
Logging onto the dark web tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).
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Sunday🌗
@hayin_uAvuOct 18
“Ima umlenze wam”
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@uffyebandaOct 18
3 words better than “i love you"
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Big B@buhlesfineasfOct 18
“Ntyilo ntyilo nje nge nyoni ndiya ntyiloowza” 😭💎
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isa@__deyiOct 18
Ndibona apha kum
Raven🇿🇦@Anele_SomdibelaOct 18
Kwafa inja eyayi luma
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isa@__deyiOct 18
Yhoo Ngase uYehovha andinike noba yi R100k
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Yoh guys those Johnie Walker and lemonade cans? Perfectly mixed 🥵
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3 things are certain in life, death, taxes and izohlala iphuma no Bheki 😭😭😭😭 (whatever it is).
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Utaka kwam andicofi nalo phone, ndisemva gqithi.😭
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isa@__deyiOct 17
I’m all
Karma@WenzokuhIeOct 17
Everyone that’s home right now is either tired, sad, or both.
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Olwethu won the Content Creators Award , oyhini uGladys🥺😭
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I'll be damned if all I have to show for this life is a man and some kids.
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ʟᴀ ♛@_girlalalalaOct 16
it could be 7 nggas applying pressure & l'I want the one who acting funny 😭😭
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Kay@KayBobiiOct 16
All I want for Christmas is a new job
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kunmi.🫧
@ms_kunmiiiOct 16
If you ever catch me without my toenails done just know my suicide is scheduled.
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Tjo, asikazojola mos xa ningasifuni 😔
Trev@Tokyo_TrevOct 15
There’s nothing you can build in this economy with a broke partner
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