@mpheaux

ndine nervz

 Pretoria, South Africa
Joined February 2021
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today an LLB graduate was born 🤺🤪
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💋✨️@Noth3r3forfun15h
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𝙏𝙤𝙥𝙗𝙤𝙮𝙮𝙨𝙯𝙣
@topboyyszn21h
R500 from a trying boyfriend or 5k from a blesser?
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Lisakhanya@lee_Duruwe_5h
I understood the vision when MaWhoo wanted R10k for McDonald’s. But how do you look a man in the eyes and tell him you need THREE houses bought in cash? Do you start with “babe, I have a small favour to ask” and hope for the best? 😂
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the uct graduate 🙂‍↔️
🪸@user36963690216h
a wits graduate, a CA(SA) and a confrontational person walks in a restaurant. who announces what they are first?
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Di bolaile ke di arabian perfume tsa lona.
SiR GiPEY@GopolangSemenya18h
Guys where are the mosquitoes ?
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i actually really don’t want to be irritated today. like andifun nix ezondimoshela umphefumlo
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AJ@wowhexhosa14h
Big B@buhlesfineasf18h
“Ntyilo ntyilo nje nge nyoni ndiya ntyiloowza” 😭💎
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Lisakhanya@lee_Duruwe_10h
F2? Now he has to wake up hunted by SIU ngenxa ye beef 😂
Noxy❤@DlaminyPenelope17h
Cyan and Mawhoo are fighting over a man? Aybo I tought Mawhoo said she build her house by herself mos
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on my way to work, andiqumbe
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mandilile, then ndizoziva kaphu kaphu
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.@Omgemeraldddd17h
Logging onto the dark web tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).
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should’ve never seen a doctor when my chest was sore and couldn’t breathe. ngendiminxeke ndafa ndanya👍🏾
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Sunday🌗
@hayin_uAvu19h
“Ima umlenze wam”
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@uffyebandaOct 18
3 words better than “i love you"
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account yakhe , unama rytttssss
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