27 | DC | Writer, ex-Actor, ex-Journo, future something i guess | he/him | I have Opinions on stuff

Atlanta, GA
Joined June 2014
Miles Hurley retweeted
i fear the bisexual royals with their kissing italians will be too powerful
An apparent leak of the Royals City Connect jersey (via @ThaChadwick)
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People are gonna have lots of different stupid ideological takes about this. But to me, it lays bare the idea that Law School is not a place designed to help students become successful professionals, but instead a deeply conservative hazing ritual.
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i'm really thrilled for New York to watch Rebecca Frecknall, theatre terrorist, ruin yet another great actor and great work with bad ideas
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🚨🚨🚨📣📣📣 i have just learned there is a HALLMARK HALLOWEEN MOVIE about TRADEMARK INFRINGEMENT starring taylor townsend from the OC the trademark lawyer is prince charming THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨🚨🚨📣📣📣
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Miles Hurley retweeted
A let’s go #Royals chant at Arrowhead is pretty damn cool.
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high key fremen behavior
Honestly would you even notice if there was a little rainwater in your bud light?
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a new york team waking up in the 8th after being held scoreless by a great starter.... dark auguries stalk the royals
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this is not a joke. these are 4 different people
Maybe if the Orioles add another non binary young prospect they can make it out of wild card week next season
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You come for the crown you best not miss. #HEYHEYHEYHEY
The show's about to begin. #BeTheNoise x orioles.com/postseason
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Miles Hurley retweeted
#Royals win, 1-0. A brilliant postseason debut for Cole Ragans, despite having to leave early. Bobby Witt Jr. says hello to October with a big hit. Lucas Erceg slams the door with a four-out save. They can advance to ALDS with a win tomorrow.
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Miles Hurley retweeted
My heart is thumping I love you Lucas Erceg. Please feed me insurance runs in the 9th
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*Atlanta airport* TSA: What’s your sweatshirt say? Me: New York Mets TSA: Should be New Jersey Mets Me: You’re probably thinking of the Jets. The Mets play in Queens TSA: Still - not New York Bro I don’t have time for the innocuous hijinks of Southern hospitality small talk
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I cannot believe it…. Royals in the playoffs because of Ryan o’hearn…. Maybe my vendetta should fully fade away
Old friend Ryan O’Hearn helping out his former team😁😁
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Objectively unreal, I truly can’t believe this happened. Let’s go boys #tbapsb
The Boys are playin' some October ball!
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Miles Hurley retweeted
The beautiful game.
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Miles Hurley retweeted
it’s fun that any popular album you like now has a whole “if you’re not a bisexual libra with adhd you wouldnt get it” angle to it now you have to deal with
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blogs.fangraphs.com/the-roya… back in 21 this helped me understand how good baseball teams were made when I was getting back into the sport. Love fangraphs, doesn't get any better.
I have purchased 5, one-year, ad- and paywall-free memberships to @FanGraphs, and I want 5 of you to have them. If you are interested, it is very easy to be eligible: simply quote-tweet this tweet with a link to a FanGraphs article that has stuck with you over the years. (4/9)
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A pitcher who probably reads stereogum.... the world is changing
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