'Gleeful! Soft! Tentacular!' Aspiring umarell. They/it/he. Mostly ADHD-posting through Classics academia. Profile pic @Liminalitea.
Oxford, UK
Joined June 2018
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cala-Mar-i 🦑 retweeted
Today is August 4, 2026, in the city of Allendale, California. Today is Mr. Featherstone's birthday. Today is the anniversary of Tilita's marriage. Insurance is payable, as are the water, gas, and light bills.
cala-Mar-i 🦑 retweeted
dying in the Iliad you get a six line narrative about how you were the prettiest nicest most lovely boy who Diomedes master of the war cry ever spilt in half. dying in the odyssey you get a one line mention of how Odysseus was like "damn" when Scylla ate your whole head off
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my first piece (cowritten with Catriona Innes) in a print magazine comes out today: we interviewed 13 people, mostly trans women, about how the Supreme Court ruling has affected them for @CosmopolitanUK
cosmopolitan.com/uk/reports/…
cala-Mar-i 🦑 retweeted
hey sorry i haven't rsvp'd to your party yet. i was weighing all the other guest's souls against the feather of ma'at before deciding whether or not i wanted to come
cala-Mar-i 🦑 retweeted
today the no gods no mayors podcast remembers the brave groundhog Staten Island Phil, which former mayor bill de blasio spiked into the ground so hard that he died. see you in the night lands, phil
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This Transgender Awareness Week, please give some support to It's About Bloody Time, a community-led project providing free, in-person blood testing for trans and gender-diverse people in West Oxfordshire.
🌹👇 Please share and donate here 🏳️⚧️ ❤️
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cala-Mar-i 🦑 retweeted
ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
cala-Mar-i 🦑 retweeted
good luck kitty
ALT a small, tired-looking cat standing next to a factory building with a smoking chimney. the cat says: “hope I don’t have a long day.” the factory has a sign that reads: “LONG DAY FACTORY”
