'Gleeful! Soft! Tentacular!' Aspiring umarell. They/it/he. Mostly ADHD-posting through Classics academia. Profile pic @Liminalitea.

Oxford, UK
Joined June 2018
More people should once again see these pictures of Moom
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You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.
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Me when the late-summer anxiety hits:
oh my god i haven’t done any homework and i’m sideways
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the way of the future | patreon.com/lubchansky
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Time for aaaaah
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Today is August 4, 2026, in the city of Allendale, California. Today is Mr. Featherstone's birthday. Today is the anniversary of Tilita's marriage. Insurance is payable, as are the water, gas, and light bills.
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dying in the Iliad you get a six line narrative about how you were the prettiest nicest most lovely boy who Diomedes master of the war cry ever spilt in half. dying in the odyssey you get a one line mention of how Odysseus was like "damn" when Scylla ate your whole head off
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"pain sends important signals to your brain" yeah that i need a painkiller
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I am Once Again Reminded of this wonder
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Reporting for duty
when a cat is a little baby man… the fact that both of my cats are little baby men… it’s so funny.. because you’re so little and soft but you’re a man
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"ADHD gives you superpowers" my brain has spent two hours workshopping a children's song about the Egyptian plagues because the original only had one and it bothered me
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Today's routine is just googling different nouns followed by "kitniyot?"
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Regrettably the new podcast involving creators we love is also extremely good (please, my podcast queue)
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hey sorry i haven't rsvp'd to your party yet. i was weighing all the other guest's souls against the feather of ma'at before deciding whether or not i wanted to come
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cala-Mar-i 🦑 retweeted
today the no gods no mayors podcast remembers the brave groundhog Staten Island Phil, which former mayor bill de blasio spiked into the ground so hard that he died. see you in the night lands, phil
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This is how you end a broken man on a Halifax pier
Would you like to seize cartel assets as a privateer? My bill would allow the president to issue you a letter of marque. Time to take these pirates down. 🏴‍☠️
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Really appreciate the barista who handed me the fruitiest little flavoured latte with "here's your latte dude" this morning
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There's a fun game I play called "what do the architects of this accessible toilet not think disabled people need", and a good 80% of the time the answer is coat hooks
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me when I eat the churu of sudden sentience and consciousness
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