UMass and Northwestern alum. Always looking for great stand-up comedy. Buffalo chicken aficionado.

Boston, MA
Joined May 2015
They're gonna finish 4-8, aren't they?
BREAKING NEWS: UMass is without both Pop Watson III and Joseph Griffin Jr. officially. They are also without star DE William DePaepe and other starting wideout Dallas Elliott. Joshua Nobles and Zeraun Daniel are questionable. #UmassTwitter #Flagship #MACtion @WMUAsports
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Crew at No. 2 ⭐️ Hartlage makes the @SportsCenter Top 10 plays! #Flagship 🚩 | #SCTop10
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Looks like Brad Marchand got out just in time.
People at the top of their field have assembled in Boston for a common goal: to trade tips on how to stay one step ahead of rats. Here's a look inside the second-ever National Urban Rat Summit. trib.al/s5dM7xB
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A UMass player has won a MAC football POTW award every week so far this year. K | Morris (WK 1 & 3) DE | DePaepe (WK 3) WR/KR | Harding (WK 2) QB | Watson (WK 1) DB | Harmon (WK 1) Out of only nine total POTW spots awarded so far, six of them are UMass’ #UMass #MACtion #cfb
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UMass is off to a historic start 🔥 The Minutemen are 2-0 and have won both games by double digits, including their victory over Power 4 opponent Rutgers on the road. UMass currently has a *93.5% CHANCE* to make a bowl game (ESPN), the 10th-best chance in the Group of 6 and 30th-best chance in the FBS. For reference, UMass has NEVER reached a bowl game, and never even won more than 4 games in a season at the FBS level. If they beat FCS Stonehill this week, they will already have more wins than they did in 2024 and 2025 COMBINED. So far this season: • First win since 2024 (snapped 16-game losing streak). • First win vs. FBS team since 2023 (snapped 24-game losing streak vs. FBS). • First win vs. Power 4 team since moving up to the FBS level. • First win by double digits over an FBS team in over 1,100 days. • First 2-0 start in program history at the FBS level. • Scored 30+ points in back-to-back games for the first time since 2018. • Won back-to-back games by double digits for the first time since 2014. • In good position to reach a bowl game this year for the first time ever. One key note for UMass is that they do play two FCS teams this year, which means they have to win 7 total games in order to be bowl eligible (only 1 FCS game counts toward bowl-eligibility). UMass has a major chance to make a bowl game, but ESPN analytics also have them currently favored to win 10 GAMES. They’re 2-0 and currently are only projected to lose at UConn and at Toledo in their remaining matchups. Through two games, their Virginia Tech transfer quarterback, Pop Watson III, is 28/32 for 349 yards and 4 TDs, with 80 rushing yards and a rushing touchdown as well. That 87.5% completion percentage trails just Darian Mensah’s 91.1% and is the second best in the entire FBS. Head coach Joe Harasymiak and their emerging star quarterback have the Minutemen off to an incredible start. 📈
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UMass beat Rutgers as badly as defending champ IU beat North Texas
📊🏈DID WE REALLY GET BEAT THAT BAD? Net Success Rates in Week 1
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This is a serious tweet in the year of our Lord 2026. What alternative universe am I living in?
It seems wrong that UMass could win out and is not guaranteed a Playoff bid: they very well might finish behind a 13-0 Pac-12 or American team. But if Rutgers wins out from here, they’re guaranteed in. 🤷
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Jack had been dead for a while unfortunately
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UMass would be the 7th best FCS team... ...in New England
COLLEGE FOOTBALL SP+ TOP 771 Ohio State -148 Oberlin LSU -133 Centenary Miami -129 Fort Lauderdale Montana State -11 UTEP Ferris State -4.5 Ball State New England College -2.5 Maine Maritime Full 2026 spreadsheet later this week. And THEN THE SEASON CAN START.
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You know it's bad when COMMUNITY COLLEGE guards are like "Nah, we're just friends."
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When Max Scherzer mocked home plate ump CB Bucknor by pretending to flip a coin for calls 💀
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Dans Locmelis is having himself a game! 🚨🚨 The @NHLBruins prospect has two goals through two periods! 📺: Germany vs. Latvia #MilanoCortina2026 #WinterOlympics action is LIVE on @peacock, @cbcgem, & @TSN_Sports!
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1. You lived with two people that owned cars. If you woke up earlier you would have been on time, too hard for you. 2. Physical consequences? You had to clean the weight room because you were late so much. 3. You were kicked off 4. You are not a team guy.
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Thanks for coming out. We'll see you in 2036.
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According to ESPN, @UMassWBB is the underdog in just one game the rest of the season. January 21st at Ball State (35%).
Took the win in Worcester 😍 Massachusetts extends season start to 6️⃣-0️⃣ #Flagship🚩
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UMass finishes the two exhibition games shooting 59% from the line. Surely this won't come back to haunt them this year.
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We should have been more specific when we asked them to stop ruining our Saturdays
lol forgot that umass football has already played its last saturday game of the season
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UMass finishes the two exhibition games shooting 59% from the line. Surely this won't come back to haunt them this year.
Season opener 🔜 Minutemen cap exhibition play with 109 points and a home 𝓦 #Flagship🚩
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Time for hockey to fulfill its annual role of helping UMass fans forget about their football and basketball teams
GAMEDAY presented by @HNEinc @Baystate_Health 🆚 Northern Michigan 📍 @MullinsCenter ⏰ 7:30 PM 📺 bit.ly/3IRSPcJ 📊 bit.ly/3IU6OyI 📻 bit.ly/346nE39 🎟️ bit.ly/4o7mEVK #NewMass X #Flagship 🚩
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You may remember Bryant from their Week 2 win over UMass
Maine 34 Bryant 0 at the HALF. Dominate performance by the Black Bears thus far in all three phases. @BlackBearsFB @kstone06
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