@mortimerrelay

We may not be legit race directors, but we try to play them on 3/25/23

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Also don’t use that email shown. Registration for this shit will be more vague than the directions on the Yeller Buck route. Wishing you dorks all the best, RC
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Prolly going to hire this crew for my new show: Talk Mortimer to Me: youtu.be/uY7f4_zSty0?si=ZmnO…
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To my Mortimerians, While RC still can’t bring himself to officially cancel the 6th running of the World’s Hill(Bill)iest Relay just yet, there’s a pretty good chance that it’s not in the cards for 2025. Wilson Creek, especially the trials, are goat f’d. Stay tuned.
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Dammit. The trails. But y’all knew what RC meant.
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Pictures from Mortimer & Edgemont: waughmw.dphoto.com/album/ncb… This shit is unreal.

ACleanWilsonCreek / Helene Flood Photos Oct 2024

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Unbelievable what has happened to WNC. Edgemont & Mortimer were not unharmed. Thanks to Kodak for sharing.
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My guy Wes w/ A Clean Wilson Creek is going to need help w Edgemont & Mortimer community cleanup. Not immediately but soon. Keep in touch w/ him here: forms.gle/VA1B6jfhAnpKcUZS8

ACleanWilsonCreek Volunteer Interest Form

PLEASE READ!! River Patrol volunteer groups and individuals are critical components of our efforts to protect this National Wild and Scenic River and the surrounding Wilson Creek Wilderness. Our...

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Mortimer 100 Relay retweeted
GRIZZ@F3Grizzly1 Oct 2024
🚨 Calling all PAX looking to Help #hurricanehelene 🚨 @slaughterF3 is hauling supplies up to @SamaritansPurse in @f3boone from local drop off at: 1805 Industrial Center Circle Charlotte NC 28213 List of needs courtesy of @iverson_F3 direct from the PAX of @KeystoneF3
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Barstool Pack@BarstoolPack27 May 2024
TWO TIME WORLD CHAMPION 🧀
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Yo @jvroseborough & @BrianJodice you’re definitely being shunned until you hit the Tater Hole, Yeller Buck, & the Knob for Mortimer 100.
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Poetry
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2024 Goals accomplished: - 14,000 ft of gain - random start (Waffle House challenge) - essentially invite only, micro-relay Bros from @F3IronPax @F3Omaha @f3boone @f3ncfoothills @F3Gastonia have permanent invites. Rest of yall are subject to screening requirements. 👀 Metro
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Always Mortimer Season
F3Nation-IronPax@F3IronPax10 Mar 2024
Great to see our friends from @F3Omaha again. Training for @mortimerrelay 2025 begins now. We ❤️ Natural Light.
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RIP Penis & Ego Bruising Themed Signs, you were one of a kind.
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Perspective of the finishing climb at Howard’s Knob. RC dares someone to find a better/worse one.
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This showed up in RC’s feed last night. Two things here: 1: our phones are 100% listening to us 2: historical context for FNG: Gorilla Cookies name. instagram.com/reel/C1BT4Ylo4…
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Eye of Sauron was extra creepy last night.
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Ole RC has been quiet on the app formerly known as Twitter but this is what Mortimer is all about. That, and lots of stupidity of course.
Globey McRañdom@GlobeMtnMadMan8 Mar 2024
TONIGHT is THE night when Team Hillbilly Hammer takes to the dark, running over 100 miles from Hickory to Boone for the @mortimerrelay . It’s also your last chance to help us benefit The Children’s Council of Watauga. $50 more to cross the finish line! gofundme.com/f/running-for-a…
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