@monkeyspangles

Fantabulist

Down the back of the sofa
Joined April 2009
My gallery companion is leaving for a new life abroad, so there's now a vacancy (massive, gaping hole). Could it be you? RSVP. x
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Has #TheHistoryOfConcrete really sold out every screening at @BFI #LFF (well done, if so), or has it been withdrawn?
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Ugh, why is Infantino here, stinking the place out? #WAFCON
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Found a Mike Nesmith ring that was most likely purchased from a Gum Ball Machine in the 1960’s. Still looks to be in pretty good shape. Shouldn’t be a surprise as per the old saying, “plastic is forever”💀🐟 Did you ever have one of these? 🎶”Tears in Rain” by Vangelis
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You can age someone pretty precisely by how they deadname a trophy.
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If you’re going to the pictures to see Bottoms Up, please note that it’s had a change of title; wouldn’t want you going on a wild goose chase.
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As you might imagine, the ‘Don’t Play With Matches’ alert caused quite a kerfuffle at the 6pm screening of À Nos Amours in NFT1, especially as it rippled around the auditorium for ages. My own phone was immune until afterwards, because it’s always off during films. 😇
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I’ll be at the pictures during the eclipse, so am hoping that I don’t come out into a Day Of The Triffids sort of situation. (I know it wasn’t caused by a eclipse but it was also just pretend, so go with me)
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They're on the reserve bench ⚽
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How is this managing to be worse than Spain v Portugal?
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Mbappé and Platini both get a mention in #Minions & Monsters but I am curious what their names translate to from Minion to English?
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I’m watching a video of a fella unblocking storm drains and it’s a million times more satisfying than that Portugal v Spain (well, right up until Ronaldo got knocked out of the World Cup, obvs).
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I’m worried I might get stuck in a time loop, where all I can do is watch the first 77 minutes of this match over and over again. #PORSPA #thehorror
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You will be shocked to learn that comments have been restricted on Mr. Infantino’s explanation, which means I can’t post the ‘Sure, Jan’ gif.
FIFA President Gianni Infantino: “I have seen the public comments regarding the decision of the independent FIFA Disciplinary Committee related to the suspension of Folarin Balogun, and I would like to reiterate a fundamental principle of FIFA’s governance. “FIFA’s judicial bodies are independent. They operate autonomously, apply the FIFA Disciplinary Code, and decide cases based on the applicable regulations and the specific facts before them. Their independence is essential to the credibility and integrity of football, and this must always be respected. “Yes, I regularly discuss matters related to the FIFA World Cup with the President of the United States, and on this matter, I did receive a call from President Donald Trump, just as I receive calls from heads of state, government officials, football stakeholders and business executives from around the world on many different issues. During our conversation, I explained that there was an ongoing legal process involving FIFA’s independent judicial bodies and that the case would be decided in due course by the competent bodies. That is how FIFA’s system works, and it is a principle that I will always uphold. “I read the decisions of the FIFA Disciplinary Committee when they are issued. Sometimes I am surprised by them. Sometimes I agree with them, and sometimes I disagree. “What I always do, however, is respect those decisions and the autonomy of the bodies that make them. Whether we personally like a decision or not is irrelevant. Respect for independent institutions and the rule of law is what protects the integrity of our competitions and the credibility of FIFA at all times.”
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THE GOODIES: BIG FOOT (1982) In which the lads go in search of their elusive TV idol - Arthur C Clarke (Mysterious World was a real cultural phenomenon at the time). I love the punchline to this bit :)
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