Paid $160 worth of flowers with $12,000, and the flower lady is now the number one in town 🌹😭

Hired a PI to find the flower lady and bring her to justice for $12,000, and the murder joke is not landing 💀🔍

Thought it was blackjack, sat at a baccarat table, and somehow still won the first $1,000 🎰😭

Promised the flower lady $300,000 with no money, so now he’s turning $1,000 into $100,000 at the casino 🎰😭

Never played baccarat, still doubled up and moved straight to phase two 🎰😭

Howie went bald at Norwood 2 and Clav says anything else is cope 💀🧑‍🦲

Competing globally for a girlfriend, and apps only show looks and height 📉😮‍💨

Shoulders got the sock, but print maxing never made it to his pants 💀😭

Sock in the shoulders, but no lifts in the shoes, he swears 👟😂

Named after the clavicle bone, because genetics beat lateral raises every time 🦴😤

Taped a sock to his delts under a hoodie until one pat on the shoulder ended the con 🧦💀

“It's almost like releasing the shackles.”

“This feels like birth. The past 3 years feel like conception and pregnancy.”

“It feels like a milestone moment, but it's the start of something bigger.”

“The go-to-market is just get them in. Once they check it out, they're not going to move away.”

“Why would a user again go open five tabs and check pricing before making a trade?”

"We just announced the Jump token sale, and the sale goes live tomorrow."

"The more realistic one is you have a sprint like grind. This feels like a six month hard sprint to get this over the finish line."

"I don't think you can do big things without going through valleys and depths of despair at moments as well."

"I don't think I've ever been more stressed, and I don't think I've ever enjoyed work more."