Paid $160 worth of flowers with $12,000, and the flower lady is now the number one in town 🌹😭

Hired a PI to find the flower lady and bring her to justice for $12,000, and the murder joke is not landing 💀🔍

Thought it was blackjack, sat at a baccarat table, and somehow still won the first $1,000 🎰😭

Promised the flower lady $300,000 with no money, so now he’s turning $1,000 into $100,000 at the casino 🎰😭

Never played baccarat, still doubled up and moved straight to phase two 🎰😭

Howie went bald at Norwood 2 and Clav says anything else is cope 💀🧑‍🦲

Competing globally for a girlfriend, and apps only show looks and height 📉😮‍💨

Shoulders got the sock, but print maxing never made it to his pants 💀😭

Sock in the shoulders, but no lifts in the shoes, he swears 👟😂