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Bro that World Cup changed Kansas forever. These people spent weeks partying with Algerians
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now we are having the saturdays renaissance … djs & rappers need to wake up and start having vanessa white as a featured vocalist again !!!
has anyone ever served as hard as they did
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the kids of today will never understand the power frankie sandford’s hair had. it had the 00s girlies chopping off their 2kg worth of extensions
I love being British wow
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We are turning the white house west to face mecca
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me liking every facebook comment on the m.e.n article about karl bushby calling him a dead beat dad
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Please read this carefully. I have been highlighting that extreme sports including marathons and HYROX are serious sporting challenges which are being marketed lightly as sport and movement for all. Participants do not know enough about pre and post race preps and risks.
Hyderabad Techie Dies Minutes After Completing 42-km Marathon ndtv.com/hyderabad-news/hyde…
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kuyt kinda like if josh homme had chose the life path the left him with a functioning liver
💬 @Fenerbahce interim head coach @Kuyt on his connection with Liverpool ❤️
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me trying to work out what stadium this is cos it might come in useful one day for an insult
Me and Russell Brand on his stag night @rustyrockets
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The same man Russell Brand says hired three sex workers when he was just 17, arranging for his son to lose his virginity while he slept with the other two in another bed. Quite a parenting legacy.
Russell Brand's father just showed up in court. Ron Brand took a front-row seat. Wife Laura and his minder stayed in their usual spots. Brand is sitting completely motionless and staring dead ahead at the judge.
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I’m not interested unless it includes a segment where she beats him with a weapon of her choice.
Variety reports Justin Timberlake is releasing a four-part tell-all docuseries on Apple TV. Janet Jackson is reported to make an appearance where she discusses their performance at the Super Bowl. (variety.com/2026/music/news/…)
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how do we arrange to get brand sharing a cell with the fella who did the one from lost prophets in?
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My last post on the Russell Brand trial reached nearly a million people, and my replies were immediately flooded with defenders insisting this was all just a coordinated establishment hit job. Well, week three just concluded at Southwark Crown Court, and the reality has gotten so much worse for anyone trying to defend him. For the last three years, Brand hid behind a podcast microphone, carefully rebranding himself as a humble, persecuted spiritual outsider. He even got baptized right after the criminal allegations broke to complete the transformation. Then he actually had to take the witness stand under oath, and the entire manufactured persona collapsed in real time. When questioned by his own barrister, Brand put on a loud theatrical performance, throwing around words like "badinage" and "loquacious" to charm the jury. But the moment the prosecution stood up to cross-examine him, the swagger completely evaporated into long, excruciating spells of dead silence. The prosecution didn't even need outside witnesses to tear him apart. They simply opened his own 2007 memoir and read his own confessions back to his face. Jurors had to sit there while the court read passages where Brand explicitly wrote that when he wanted a woman, he would "resolutely remove anything that’s in the way, until I possess the object of my desire." They read his own captions bragging about pretending to be effeminate specifically so women would lower their guard and let him into their hotel rooms. Think about that for ten seconds. He put the playbook in writing himself. As the prosecution pointed out in their closing speech, the jury isn't dealing with a media conspiracy. They are looking at six separate women spanning a ten-year timeline between 1999 and 2009. They didn't know each other. They have no personal or financial benefit to gain, and endless online abuse to endure, by having to sit in a criminal court to describe being assaulted. You can build an army of online defenders and hide behind sudden spiritual conversions all you want. But when your own published books describe treating women as objects to be possessed at any cost, the enlightened guru act is completely finished.
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here comes heidi klum eventually as something fucking revolting
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It's over. My child has won it all. I've never been prouder.
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Wil Wheaton to Stephen Miller after his Patrick Stewart tribute: “Keep my Captain’s name out of your f**king Nazi mouth. He despised you, and everything you stand for.”
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Son is going to a Halloween party with a backpack full of buzzballs and a strong desire to meet girls. It’s like Superbad in zone 4 south London
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Feeling bummed about Patrick Stewart so I started watching The Sheep Detectives figuring it would lift my spirits and he voices one of the sheep
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Rob saying “Romesh will avenge my death” and he DID!! 🥲🥲🥲 #thetraitors #celebritytraitors
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I agree 100% Romesh is a national treasure
not too proud to admit that i've become a fully fledged romesh convert since watching the celebrity traitors. i finally understand his commissioner irresistibility. the man radiates telly from every pore. whenever romesh is not on screen, i'm asking "where's romesh?"
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What if I were to tell you (everyone in the UK and Ireland) that you traveling 15-30 min to see I Love Boosters if u have to could greatly change the near future trajectory of cinema? We're on very few screens. They think ppl only want boiler plate films. We can flip it.
Replying to @BootsRiley
It's a shame they aren't showing it near me 🥹
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