My face is my bio. A peddler of pods @goloud_app. All opinions are plagiarised and then rehashed as my own.

Dublin
Joined April 2011
Don't do a penalty ffs Spurs. Don't do a penalty.
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MADDDDDERS! WHAT A RETURN! 😭
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ED SMITH retweeted
at my funeral, please take the bouquet off the coffin and toss it into the crowd to find out who's next.
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My god but @Dani_Larkin_ is simply one of our best. Such a powerful and delicate singer and songwriter. 👌
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I've gone on a spoken word gig by accident.
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Christ! This Fontaines album is really great.
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...also in an alternative universe that Rosalía track would be a great Bond song.
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The year is 2041, Jeffrey Donaldson is released from prison to be told Michelle O'Neill is president of a United Ireland & the monarchy has been disbanded. 'Any good news?' He asks, 'Yes! Rangers beat Celtic in the cup'. Fantastic! He says, what score? 2-09 to 1 -07.
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Unfortunate...
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Fairly nails it 👏
Five games, five wins, top of the league. Manchester City, a fortnight after an independent commission found they systematically broke the Premier League's financial rules for nine straight seasons. So what exactly are we all watching? Not asking for the season to be scrapped. That's daft, and it punishes nineteen clubs who've done nowt wrong. But I'd like somebody at the Premier League to explain why the table at the top of every sports page is one they already know is wrong. Because here's where we actually are. The commission has ruled. City lodged their appeal on October 1st. No sanction has been announced. Nobody knows when it will be. Sky are reporting that Premier League clubs themselves don't expect City to even BE in this league next season if the appeal fails. And in the meantime, the league just carries on. Points are awarded. Positions are published. Clubs are planning January windows around a table that might be fiction. Think about who that actually hurts. Not City, they're fine, they're top. It's the club that goes down in May by two points and later finds out the table was never real. It's the club that sacks a manager in February over a league position that gets rewritten. It's the staff at a relegated club losing their jobs over a season nobody can stand behind. Real money, real people, decided by a table the league itself can't vouch for. And the bit that genuinely sticks in the throat. Everton got docked ten points, mid season, reduced to six. Forest got four. Both for single PSR breaches. Both punished DURING the season it mattered, so the table stayed honest. Eighty charges over nine seasons, plus thirty five for refusing to cooperate with the investigation into it, and somehow that one has to wait. Carragher's right. Do it this season. Whatever it is, apply it now, to this table, the way it was applied to Everton and Forest. Because every week this drags on, the Premier League is asking us to treat a standings table as real while quietly knowing it might not be. Due process matters and the appeal has to be heard, I'm not arguing with that. But there's a difference between due process and letting a club sit top of a competition for an entire season while the punishment for breaking that competition's rules sits in a drawer. The league's credibility isn't damaged by what City did ten years ago. It's damaged by what the league is choosing to do about it now. Nine seasons. Then three years of charges. Then a verdict. And still, somehow, nothing. Who's season is this, exactly? 🖤🖤 #PremierLeague #MCFC
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Yelp! How do I block this poxy ad entirely and forever?
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That is outstanding from Doku.
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Fuck him, fuck them, fuck it ALLL to hell.
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Such an odd lineup from De Zerbi. We shall see etc etc but they take a beating today, he has to be for 🪓
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No points before Marbs.
#thfc Tottenham boss Roberto De Zerbi schedules early-season team bonding trip to Marbella. Squad travel following today’s clash against Man Utd. Team to prepare for Coventry fixture in Spain but trip also viewed as chance for new-look squad to connect. @SamiMokbel_BBC
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ED SMITH retweeted
We’re 20th and an £85M player who has played in the country for years needs time idk if I can do this anymore
🚨🎙️Roberto De Zerbi on Mateus Fernandes: “Fernandes is a great player. Maybe one of the best in our team. He needs time to understand the club. He needs time to come inside the environment of the club. I have big confidence in him and all the confidence of the club but he needs time. We have to give him time.”
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Self Songs Of Praise is no praise but fuck it. This did the heart and soul to hear. People are great ♥️
Replying to @EdSmithington
Ed, are we ever gonna have you back playing some tunes, radio or online? Songs of praise still the best thing on radio in the last 30 years
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Chrissst that Thom Yorke Harry Styles interview is a hard watch.
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Realising Spurs are back this weekend...
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Arachnophobia is stupid, just let spiders get married
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