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@mongodbfacts

High-performance, open source, schema-free document-oriented database. THIS ACCOUNT IS A PARODY!

Joined June 2012
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You won't truly understand the solutions until you've tried to implement them. Reading papers is like watching TV. Live that shit.
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Distributed systems, don't read the literature. Most of it is outdated and unimaginiive. Invent and reinvent. The field is fertile. Really.
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OH: "a mongo profiler query was just so slow that it showed up in the profiler slow log" /cc @mongodbfacts
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Robin Stephenson@aglet23 Jul 2014
“@OReillyMedia: #Video Deal/Week: Learning MongoDB - $99.95” — getting rid of MongoDB: priceless. @mongodbfacts – at Great Yarmouth, England
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Robin Stephenson@aglet14 Mar 2014
April Fool’s day has come early at MongoDB HQ: blog.mongohq.com/why-we-scal… @mongodbfacts – at Islington, England
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Vicent Martí
@vmg11 Feb 2014
If I gave a fuck about Node, I would be deeply upset at the level of greed and profound technical incompetence of everyone involved in NPM.
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"0xade6e1 0x5582d9 0x7fe06c1ec4a0 0x7fe06c1ec425 0x7fe06c1efb8b 0x557b33" --Helpful @mongodbfacts stack trace.
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Justin Lintz (@lintzston) profile picture
Justin Lintz@lintzston6 Sep 2013
Wonder how big the NSA's MongoDB cluster is
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Eric Junker (@ejunker) profile picture
Eric Junker@ejunker28 Mar 2013
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@mongodbfacts takin’ a core dump eh?
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when you really need to roflscale and mongodb sharting isn't cutting it, add your own caching layer with redis: crashlytics.com/blog/reducin…
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Jake Beard@jbeard412 Jul 2012
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@mongodbfacts really? Is there a link to more information?
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Tom Dale
@tomdale30 Jun 2012
Saw a girl walking with a MongoDB backpack. If it’s like the technology, the odds of her stuff being in there when she gets home are slim.
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Engine Yard@engineyard5 Jun 2012
Learn about @engineyard adding #gamification to its support community by integrating with @badgeville (video) bit.ly/JQAg37 #PaaS
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