Roflscale Tips (@RoflscaleTips) profile picture

I love looking for ways to use asynchronous fibers to roflscale my cloud hosted social graph based semantic web oriented Ruby on Rails HTML5 application

Roflscaling my RoR app
Joined March 2011
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Replying to @bascule @headius
Roflscale Sprinkles is now my stage name.
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As a successor to roflscale, I suggest calling this architecture smhscale 😁 – at Short North, Columbus
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So what you're saying is... I need more ROFLscale for my blog?
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Design a new system with sha1, I heard Asics are about to get real cheap so you can scale it on the cheap!
if at first you don't succscale, work sharder.
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Replying to @neha
.@neha @markpapadakis @coderoshi I am glad more people are discovering rofltecture:
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The most glorious rofltecture that I have ever laid eyes on:
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They said putting the entire working set of a single node database in memory was a poor decision, but damn if it isn't fast
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Just finished designing the next-generation highly scalable rofltecture: i.imgur.com/28zMThn.png
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rubygems or pip dependencies boot orders of magnitude faster from ram. `mount -t tmpfs` or `hdid ram://` for the scale.
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Little known tricks: Disabling Nagle and TCP_CORK is low-hanging fruit that will make any app faster
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using ruby is a great way to never have a bottleneck in your database.
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For better performance, omit as much whitespace as possible
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evented programs are spin locks. the kernel uses spin locks. the kernel is close to the metal. the kernel scales. node says so.
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use a MEAN low level systems language, bro
node says close to the metal is fast. ProTip: install your data center near the earths inner core for more speed.
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Most Threads are made of Fibers. NOT THOSE ONES.
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The day I start writing node, twitter recommends following @RoflscaleTips. #webscaling
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