Mouse (@monetarymouse) header
Mouse (@monetarymouse) profile picture

Mouse’s house. Saturday enthusiast. They call me Mr.MAC! 5.5 HCP. team titleist. “You’re either hot or you’re due.” #GoCards 2026 CFB: +29.71 (50-29)

Whitewater, WI
Joined August 2024
Photo by Mouse (@monetarymouse)Photo by Mouse (@monetarymouse)Photo by Mouse (@monetarymouse)Photo by Mouse (@monetarymouse)Photo by Mouse (@monetarymouse)Photo by Mouse (@monetarymouse)Photo by Mouse (@monetarymouse)Photo by Mouse (@monetarymouse)Photo by Mouse (@monetarymouse)Photo by Mouse (@monetarymouse)
Mouse retweeted
College Kickers make CFB so much more electric
Virginia Tech’s student section started celebrating & didn’t realize the kick missed 😭😭😭
4
2
278
5,923
To: ██████ █████ From: Jeffrey Epstein <jeevacation@gmail.com> 25. Oct. 2014, 3am Omar Khan, nice guy, we should invite him
14
256
6
3,858
97,282
Mouse retweeted
“Louisville has an easy route to the playoffs” Louisville:
38
356
24
6,245
385,391
$64 million…
52
19
11
137
30,371
🏈Week 4 CFB card: - early take Missouri +6.5 (-110) 2U Missouri ML (+195) 0.5U Tennessee +4 (-110) 1U Iowa +5.5 (-110) 3U Iowa/Michigan 1H U19.5 (-105) 1U Florida -3 (-115) 1U Cincinnati +6 (-110) 2U Will be adding here and there. Some team totals and O/U’s I’m eying
1
1
1
3
538
Mouse retweeted
Week 4 CFB collab plays with @monetarymouse🚨🚨 Oklahoma St. ML (+105) 1U USC +3 (-110) 1U
1
1
1
414
Mouse retweeted
6-2 +5.25U Texas ML (-120) 2U✅ NDSU -2 (-110) 2U✅ Wake Forest -3 (-110) 1.5U❌ USF +3.5 (-110) 1U✅ Miss. St ML (-110) 1U✅ Arkansas/Utah O55 (-110) 1U❌ Alabama/Kentucky O48 (-110) 1U✅ Cal +3.5 (-110) 1U✅
1
1
1
211
Mouse retweeted
9/11 CFB: Boston College -3 (-110) 1U Mizzou/KU O51.5 (-110) 1U
1
1
1
2
762
11-1.
2
7
86
1,658
If someone is suggesting you should "just record" a college football game on a fall Saturday and that you can "just watch it later".... call the cops.
69
270
30
3,559
148,807
How the weekends have been rolling recently @Hankdacrankjobs @monetarymouse @B0bbyJ0nez
2
2
6
229
I have obtained an ultrasound photo of @monetarymouse #stick
1
3
134
We’re at the point in summer where I’m yearning to wake up hungover on a Saturday morning in my college apartment listening to Nick Saban and Pat Mcafee talk about the upcoming slate of games on gameday #Need
20
54
2,416
84,814
“Sir, you are out of your prime”
3
2
1
22
1,693
I’m itching for a hungover college Gameday beer at 9AM
22
358
13
9,610
523,730
Thinking about football.
550
8,013
379
51,928
2,726,606
Do NOT share you location with @B0bbyJ0nez while publicly stating you are babysitting.
1
2
1
5
442
Don't Underestimate Us. #ForTheMKE | #HLBASE | #MKEBaseball
36
325
31
3,778
76,937
Grant Ross lead off double will send shivers down my spine. @MKE_Baseball @TerrancePettit @Betstar101 @monetarymouse @B0bbyJ0nez
3
2
1
5
863